Quote of the Day

[Quakes72]

Hello!

Every time I get into a match of Colonial Marines it never fails that a Marine/Alien says something that causes me to laugh until my sides hurt! Seeing that there is no place to put any of those amazing quotes I thought making this would help!

I am excited to see how this develops!

[Quakes72]

Last night during a round that I was observing in I saw this:

Person 1) LOOC: I hate when F*cking people make napalm bombs! You dont need napalm!
Person 2) LOOC: The USA sure did need it in Vietnam! This is a jungle too! It makes sense to me
Person 3) LOOC: *Emerges from a dark corner* Son, this aint Viet-Nam.

If you had a role in that^^^ step foreword for some serious Kudos!

[Sadokist]

Lol imma have to start remembering to gyazo funny conversations from now on.

[Mitchs98]

Survivor: Th-they're aliens..humaonid alien lizards with oddly penis shaped heads.
Wooks: Did you inhale some jungle spores?
Lucas: So...dick shaped aliens? Cool.
Lucas: ;Ayy, survivor is high, says something about dick shaped aliens.
Survivor: ...assholes.

Me and wooks walk into FOB, runner dead on the ground.

Lucas: Oh god, the dick aliens were real.
Wooks: I feel bad now..oh well.

^^^^
10/10. Was more or less how that went. Was hilarious, we called them dick heads and dick aliens most of the round.

[TopHatPenguin]

Survivor: Th-they're aliens..humaonid alien lizards with oddly penis shaped heads.
Wooks: Did you inhale some jungle spores?
Lucas: So...dick shaped aliens? Cool.
Lucas: ;Ayy, survivor is high, says something about dick shaped aliens.
Survivor: ...assholes.

Me and wooks walk into FOB, runner dead on the ground.

Lucas: Oh god, the dick aliens were real.
Wooks: I feel bad now..oh well.

^^^^
10/10. Was more or less how that went. Was hilarious, we called them dick heads and dick aliens most of the round.

That was a good round haha.

[Quakes72]

My next quote that I bring you comes from a Queen today:

*Sentinel runs around egg room spitting at walls and dancing*

Queen: It looks as if this child of mine was not fully developed.
Drone: That may be mother, but i doubt a great creature like you could produce such a foolish child.
Queen: Perhaps this child had wandered off and has been hit over the head? Sentinel what causes you to act this way?

*Sentinel roars*

Queen: Child I have asked you a question....
Sentinel: NO HABLO ESPANOL!!!

[MrGabol100]

Viva españa, Ole! Toros, tortilla, fiesta, siesta, olé!




Tfw someone scremas all the place and you feel the urge to spread cream over your beard.