Emergency Response Team Ideas

[Edgelord]

I'm curious to see what kind of cool or funny ideas that people might have for the Distress Beacon ERTs. I myself came up with two:

SS13 Escape shuttle: A clown, a mime, the captain, an Assistant, and the Head of Security arrive at the Sulaco. They are wild cards in terms of allegiance.

Starship Enterprise Away Team: A small team of Enterprise personnel (with suitable attire and phasers) beam onto the Sulaco. They are there to aid the marines, but will not shoot aliens until confirmed hostile (given that they deal with many aliens that are peaceful).

What are some of your ideas?

[UnknownMurder]

Is this a sarcasm? I can't tell whether to take it seriously or not. I am not joking.

[Edgelord]

It's just for fun, it seems everyone's wound up with the whole marriage business I thought it'd be cool to hear some ideas. Serious or otherwise.

[UnknownMurder]

We should have Predators hijacking an Emergency Shuttle and slaughtered ERT, yes a fitting end to a round.

Good enough a response?

[Edgelord]

We should have Predators hijacking an Emergency Shuttle and slaughtered ERT, yes a fitting end to a round.

Good enough a response?

That actually sounds really cool. Maybe two of them and the shuttle could have PMCs strewn about or skinned.

[RhMoore]

+1 to the Star Trek away team
We need a Halo away team with hugger proof Spartans.
IM SERIOUS
Predator ERT is good as well, and last but not least
A marine response team with nothing but SADARs or Smartguns.
(SADARS preferabbly)

[UnknownMurder]

Explain le Flood (Halo franchise)

[Edgelord]

+1 to the Star Trek away team
We need a Halo away team with hugger proof Spartans.
IM SERIOUS
Predator ERT is good as well, and last but not least
A marine response team with nothing but SADARs or Smartguns.
(SADARS preferabbly)

Halo could be interesting, but they couldn't be TOO powerful.

The SADAR idea scares me, won't that make breaches?

[Wickedtemp]

That would require ghosts that are also whitelisted and would be an extremely rare occurrence.

What about just another Marine vessel? I mean, people are trying to think of silly/fun/creative ideas they forget about the fact that there's a possibility that another Marine vessel could catch the distress beacon. They'd likely be One Squad Leader, a couple medics and the rest would be standards. They're just going to another ship, they likely wouldn't bring along explosives just because breaches happen and tend to be shitty.

As for a team of marines with nothing but SADARS? No. Fuck that noise. Not on the Sulaco, where ONE SADAR can breach the thing and kill everyone.

[RhMoore]

Halo could be interesting, but they couldn't be TOO powerful.

The SADAR idea scares me, won't that make breaches?

That's the whole point.

[Edgelord]

That's the whole point.

The joke
<---- me

I blame college for my stress induced idiocy

[Edgelord]

Oh, and as an addendum the Enterprise team would have universal translators and be able to speak with the xenos

[coroneljones]

Re-introduction of the Angry Infantry as an ERT team

[HalfdeadKiller]

+1 to Angry Infantry ERT

[TopHatPenguin]

Re-introduction of the Angry Infantry as an ERT team

Ds hardsuits, advanced laser guns and the good ol'stun prod

[coroneljones]

Wont even need the energy gun
Just a prod,suit and knife

But the gun could be nice

[KeyWii]

Chaos cultists.

[coroneljones]

Second idea...
Vindicare assassin..


Or
An N7 squad or spectre team (Mass effect)

I do have armor sprites....and hanar+asari sprites

[Edgelord]

Second idea...
Vindicare assassin..


Or
An N7 squad or spectre team (Mass effect)

I do have armor sprites....and hanar+asari sprites

Hanar and elcor deathsquad when?

[coroneljones]

Hanar and elcor deathsquad when?

"Enkindle this"

[sicktrigger]

Badassfully, die xeno scum.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

Robust marine squad?

(Fully equiped with red headbands, m4a1 MK1 pulse rifles with 4 mags and a leader named who ever the heck Rambo)

[WyattH]

Honksquad like other servers have, the clowns aren't even able to use weapons without hurting themselves so all they can really use is their horns.

99% of time the clowns all die.