What in the Warp?!

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What in the Warp?!

Post by Azmodan412 » 31 Dec 2015, 18:34

In response to my recent addiction to WH:40k, I decided to do this. Welcome to What in the Warp?! Here, you can ask questions to six of the most well known Chaos gods, including Tzeentch, Khorne, Gork, Mork, Slaneesh and Nurgle. No question will be refused to be answered.
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
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BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by LordLoko » 31 Dec 2015, 18:39

Just passing by to say that Malal is th best chaos god.
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Azmodan412 » 31 Dec 2015, 18:48

Dat git aint' here no more.
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2

BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by DerpinMcDerpDerp » 01 Jan 2016, 10:35

Is mayonnaise an instrument
DEAD: Trine 3600 says, "the soldiers need to lay eggs so we can get helmethuggers so we can get more soldiers"
Aiden Newton broadcasts, "Well fuck LV-624 they can handle their own shit"
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Azmodan412 » 01 Jan 2016, 11:40

Depends on what the definition of instrument is...

Hush, Slaneesh. Mayonnaise is certainly not an instrument of war and of music. Of making things taste better, yes.
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2

BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by DerpinMcDerpDerp » 01 Jan 2016, 12:40

Can I be blessed by grandfather Nurgle?
DEAD: Trine 3600 says, "the soldiers need to lay eggs so we can get helmethuggers so we can get more soldiers"
Aiden Newton broadcasts, "Well fuck LV-624 they can handle their own shit"
https://gyazo.com/b270b7927793e4178a35edbac08d3b51
https://gyazo.com/4f88d7edb3f439333fda85bceb9f05e7
https://gyazo.com/13c388ed875386d0d9c565c2daa3e492
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Azmodan412 » 01 Jan 2016, 14:47

Of course, little one. *slurp*
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2

BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Sadokist » 01 Jan 2016, 22:32

wat moviez do the chaos gods like?
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Azmodan412 » 01 Jan 2016, 22:40

Ones wit plenty o WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

I gree wit Mork.

Movies with plenty of carnage and gore.

Documentaries.

What do you think, dollface? I'm into the perverted shit.

Ones with *slurp* lots of pestilence. *sluuuurp*
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2

BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Sadokist » 01 Jan 2016, 23:44

do kaoz gods liek cats?
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Post by Azmodan412 » 02 Jan 2016, 00:01

I know I do, not so much everyone else. They are almost as good plotters as I. Just as planned, of course.
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2

BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Sadokist » 02 Jan 2016, 00:15

how do the chaos gods feel about donald trump?
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Azmodan412 » 02 Jan 2016, 00:19

Ambivalency prevails.

Not enough skulls.

Da git talkz to much.

I'm wit Gork.

I enjoy politicians. *slurp* The bile they spew is *slurp* impressive to say the least.

He needs a new hair-do. That style is so 20th century.
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2

BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Sadokist » 02 Jan 2016, 06:54

are teh kaoz godz racist?
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Azmodan412 » 02 Jan 2016, 13:06

Racist no. Souls are souls no matter the species.

As long as they give me skulls for my throne, I don't give a flying fuck.
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2

BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
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Post by coroneljones » 02 Jan 2016, 13:30

By the Order of The Emperor´s Most Holy Inquisition
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I am Crornel Jrones, grorious admin of Coronial Mahreens. U ar arr nast Trorr and will be ding dong bannu. U critizize Xenos? Ding dong Bannu. U no rike grorious adminnu? Ding dong Bannu. U comrpain about Marine nerfs? Dingdong bannu. U comprain about grorrious adminnu? O yoo betta bereev dat's a bannu. It has come to my Grorrious attention dat nasty trorr has been imidatingu me on serveru, dis is a shamfrul dispray and unacceptaboo so dey ding dong bannu. End of Rine -----------------Rine ends here.'
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Azmodan412 » 02 Jan 2016, 15:42

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Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2

BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Disco Dalek » 02 Jan 2016, 20:25

After many minutes of deliberation, I have decided that this thread is beyond all hope of recovery. Unfortunately, this means that there is only one course of action. For any loyal citizens that remain, may the Emperor guide your souls.

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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Azmodan412 » 02 Jan 2016, 20:27

You can't Exterminatus the Warp, it is... what do you monkies call it... the immaterium.
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2

BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Disco Dalek » 02 Jan 2016, 20:30

Azmodan412 wrote: You can't Exterminatus the Warp, it is... what do you monkies call it... the immaterium.
Oh, well I take it back then. Sorry for disturbing you.

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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Sadokist » 04 Jan 2016, 00:55

wat type o muzak do teh kaoz lawrds listen 2?
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Post by Azmodan412 » 04 Jan 2016, 01:03

Classical.

Death metal.

ROCK N ROAL!

Contemporary. *slurp*

Anything you like.
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2

BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Sadokist » 04 Jan 2016, 01:05

seems yall kaoz gods aint all about ze same thang. #DifferentTypesKaoz
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Re: What in the Warp?!

Post by Azmodan412 » 04 Jan 2016, 01:16

We are everchanging beings, why would you expect us to be alike?
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Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2

BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.

Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
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