That moment when you...

[SPACEpotato1]

Hello. And welcome to what may (MAY) become the most salt filled thread in existence. Basically, moments that make you super salty. As specific as possible, or else we're going to get all the marine players saying, "DAT CRUSHER" and all the alien players saying, "DAT SADAR", so like, one thing that has happened to you. Unless you have more than one. But...C-....Kay.

Here's something that happened to me once.

So it was my first specialist round, I rescued a puppy and 2 guys, we got back to the Sulaco (Puppy included), and I was talking to someone, when suddenly...

I crashed

And then I couldn't re-join for an hour or so.

I blame the 40 players.

...Alright that wasn't a very good example but it made me salty so...There.

[Sargeantmuffinman]

That moment you realised that it was a bad idea for making this thread....

Just give it time......

[Skyler 'Sky' Clarke]

>Be with six marines clearing a hive
>Take enough damage to warrant a medivac
>Get skulldrug through the jungle by the medic
>Ouch.jpg
>Skull fractured, but we have a real doctor so I'll be good.
>Doctor says, "Mind if I smoke?" doesn't put me under...
>Finally gets put under...wake up blind with a concussion.
>Get dragged back to the Medbay...skull fractured again by doctor, blindness cured.
>Says he wants to put a baby in me
>Four more surgeries, get shot, blinded two more times, spend an hour in the medbay.
>Salt.

[spheretech]

Byond stops responding in middle of chasing a xeno, wake up to being hugged

[TeknoKot]

Was bored, had an hour and decided to play CM. Came as a Bridge Officer, aliens board us, etc etc. Server lags out. Being me, I kept attempting to reconnect for good twelve minutes, repeatedly, and then I joined finally. I walk around, seeing aliens everywhere on the floor, it was like my birthday, I finished each one off.

[Mitchs98]

Last night aliens decided it'd be GJ to murder the hell out of every marine in sight just because the Queen was SSD(despite having tons of eggs) They did this VIA 3 crushers, ravagers, hunters, etc. swarming groups of 1-2 marines. Got dedded(despite them hugging me, they didn't feel like waiting for the infect timer). Now see, I would've been fine with that had they left me outside hydro. But no. THis one runner decides they want to take it a step further. THey devour me and bring me to the hive..making me 100% uncloneable simply due to the fact they murderboned 90% of the marines already and a assault wasn't possible.

TL;DR, shitty meta aliens don't know they're supposed to infect. Despite it being a key point in lore. Though....I admire the cohesion they had to pull this off.

[SPACEpotato1]

by Sargeantmuffinman » Yesterday, 23:35

That moment you realised that it was a bad idea for making this thread....

Just give it time......

Off Topic

Better here than OOC and deadchat.

[Yottawhat]

That moment when you see a specialist with the B-18 armor and a SADAR.

[Rabidgam3r]

That moment when you only have time to play like one round of CM a night and griefers fuck up the round.

[MrJJJ]

That moment when you meet the alien, game starts lagging like crasy and you die

[Bill Chompski]

>Be Hunter
>Be leap-lord
>Have taken 3 hosts already
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>See a lone specialist in the jungle with a incinerator
>No problem
>Leap this fool
>Bash his head in, KOing him
>Devour
>Halfway to nest
>Dont feel good
>Look down
> A motherfucking SWORD is through my chest
>Badass Highlander marine proceeds to pull a .44 and blast my head into chunks
>And then I explode
>He put a grenade in my gut
>As he was cutting out of me with a sword
>And blowing my xeno-brains out
>Most Manly Man of 2150 goes to this guy right here

[Desolane900]

>Be /THE/ Saul Freytia
>New round
>People yelling for Hunter Games
>Join them
>Gamemode is now Hunter Games
>allmyyes.jpeg
>Second time playing the game mode
>Meet with Bill motherfucking Carson
>Decide to team up
>Grab a claymore and follow him into caves
>Decide to check for weapons
>Bill bolts like hell is chasing his ass
>lolwhatevernerd.png
>Do Saul Freytia things such as being a b0ss
>See some dude
>Oh it's on motherfucker CMERE
>Aim for eyes and get him about 5-6 times with claymore
>Dude is stabbing my head with a knife
>lol u wot m8
>Gets me like 2-3 times
>Screen goes from absolute clear nothing wrong to beheaded sexy skull on sand
>Stare at my screen
>waitforit
>
>RAAAAAAAH

[Egorkor]

>open the sadar crate.
>see there's one less rocket than it used to be when spawned in.
>prepare to cry.
>the missing rocket is already preloaded into the SADAR, phew.
>notice a strange rocket that hasn't been there before.
>white phosphorus shell.

[Joe4444]

that moment when you land a squad with someone you like

[freemysoul]

> Join round as Specialist
> Picks M42A and M41A
> Goes down with 3 other specialists and a Medic
> Rescue Survivor
> Return to Sulaco
> Go back to Planet with 3 Specialists, 1 engineer and 1 SL
> Gets Critically injured with Simon in Medical
> Grabs Simon's SADAR
> Nukes to 3 Sentinels
> Grabs Simon
> Gets pushed back to Sulaco
> Calls emergency shuttle
> Xenos arrive on Sulaco
> Proceeds to hold back said Xenos with a Sniper rifle for 10 minutes
> Fallback to pods
> Proceeds to hold final line with 2 marines and 2 turrets
> Escapes
> Final Kill Count: 1 Queen, 2 Ravagers, 1 Crusher, 2 Drones, 1 Runner, 1 Hivelord, 3 Sentinels, 3 Monkeys

[EXOTICISME]

That moment when you see all AP rounds from vendor is sold out

[KittyLava]

That moment when you wake up as a doctor and discover about one dozen or so of marines already needing surgery.

[LordLoko]

>open the sadar crate.
>see there's one less rocket than it used to be when spawned in.
>prepare to cry.
>the missing rocket is already preloaded into the SADAR, phew.
>notice a strange rocket that hasn't been there before.
>white phosphorus shell.

IT'S SPEC OPS THE LINE ALL OVER AGAIN

back on the thread

That moment when you join as a Squad Leader and discover that you don't have a squad because they got rekt by the aliums and the rest is just spread around not listening to you

[Redikalzip]

》B18 crate
》Using a great sets of B18 + Shottt + Shield.
》40 mins. Got 3-4 kills.
》Mhm, dead spec used a SADAR. Mhm, chance.
》Pick up a SADAR.
》Pick up a rockets for SADAR.
》Few moments later.
》Xeno rushing my FoB.
》My friend Gragham helped me with a rush and we pushed a main hive with 3-5 T3 xenos.
》All T3 are dead.
》Queenny is dead.
》 All rockets are spented.
》Ancient Runner pushed me and take off my head.
...
》Gragham killed all others xeno and we won.

[fatalityfun]

-in combat at hangar on ice colony
-tackled by crusher, drag + slashed while squad ammo is all deflected
-die
-dragged to LZ and revived
-go up to almayer because broken hands
-doctor doesn't sedate me
-fucks up surgery and I can no longer use my hands
- aliens board
-running for evac
-get there, three other marines
-same crusher comes and does the same thing
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[Nick123q23]

When you fire an orbital bombardment as SO and ask your squad how many targets you hit, but they don't respond for twenty minutes.

[Simo94]

DAT CRUSHER

[Melioa]

-be medic on big red
-squad is fighting two chargers plus xeno change
-doing pretty good but being pushed back
-see charger running down my lane
-move up one tile, move back down when it passes
-missed me, moron
-second charger flattens me a second later, was going down exact same path
-marines scatter
-get facehugged

[Huebone]

-Be a survivor
-have survivor turned off because I hate being meme rushed
-have a metal bat
-1v1ing a runner
-almost winning the fight
-runner starts to go back and forth doing a tackle->slash hit and run tactic when it started losing
-call him a hit and running survivor rushing f****t or something like that in LOOC
-die

This is the sole reason I wait until round starts before joining(I'm a marine main) instead of clicking ready. Nothing made me more saltier, hate xenos, and hate being a survivor than that moment.

[Biolock]

-Be a survivor
-have survivor turned off because I hate being meme rushed
-have a metal bat
-1v1ing a runner
-almost winning the fight
-runner starts to go back and forth doing a tackle->slash hit and run tactic when it started losing
-call him a hit and running survivor rushing f****t or something like that in LOOC
-die

This is the sole reason I wait until round starts before joining(I'm a marine main) instead of clicking ready. Nothing made me more saltier, hate xenos, and hate being a survivor than that moment.

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