Weyland-Yutani Employment Logs - #14028

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Weyland-Yutani Employment Logs

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Access Granted - Warning - Access Restricted - Reason - Current Employment
Remember - Weyland Yutani - Building Better Worlds

Name - Charlie Harding ( Corporate Liaison )
Date of Employment - RESTRICTED
Age - 23

Employment data -
Employment Audio Log #1 - 
[spoil]The following is an interview, recorded by #####
Interviewer - So...Mr Harding, is it?
Harding - HAH! Yeah. That's me.
Interviewer - Right. As you know, you have been selected to be interviewed, this is the first of many steps required to join. First question. Why do you wish to work for Weyland-Yutani
Harding - Good question. Simple answer. You have money, I need money. You have jobs, I need a job. Very simple.
Interviewer - Uh-huh. Do you think of yourself as a professional pers-
Harding - Nope. Next question.
Interviewer - Uhh. Sure. Mr. Harding would you-
Harding - Fuck off? Nah mate. I am getting this job.
Interviewer - No. Mr. Harding. Please wait while I submit your interview log
Harding - Huh? That's it?
Interviewer- No. That's just all we need to know.
Harding - Uhh. Sure.
Interviewer- Heh...

AUDIO LOG ENDED[/spoil] 
Liaison Harding was nearly denied on the spot. However the employment process was continued, much to the dismay of the interviewer.

Employer Audio Log #204921 -
[spoil]Agent ##### - You can't employ him sir! He's incompetent, rude and unprofessional.
[REDACTED] - Of course. But that's just the kind of man we need for the job
Agent ##### - What?! How in the hell is he suitable for the Liaison position?
[REDACTED] - Why, he's confident, aggressive and manipulative
Agent ##### - How is that a good thing?
[REDACTED] - #####, I'm sure you noticed. But if it weren't for your training, he would've turned the interview right around, would he have not?
Agent ##### - That is true sir. Though I fail to see how him being aggressive helps.
[REDACTED] - With our training, he will be a useful asset to the company.
Agent #### - But-
[REDACTED] - You should know by now. I'd like you to know this outburst has been noted, Agent #####. You are dismissed
Agent ##### - Apologies sir. Thank you.[/spoil]

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[Bill Chompski]

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