USCM FILE N481NC: Kirby, Julian E.

Monoo · Post by **Monoo** » 05 May 2016, 23:05

___________________________________________________________________ Subject Background

From what the USCM have on file, Julian Kirby grew up in the densely-populated sprawl of New York City. Julian is the only child of Elaine and Daniel Kirby, the former of whom never completed college and the latter having dropped out of high school. Kirby's father made decent money as a welder and auto mechanic who prided himself on honesty towards his customers, and his mother most often acted as an assistant that helped him with the more difficult repairs. While Julian's mother died fairly early on into his childhood, he has been heard speaking at length to friends about the influence she had on him, and how she encouraged him to apply his father's policy of pride in honesty to everything he did in life.

After his mother died, Julian was raised in part by his father and by his uncle, Jamie Kirby. Jamie often took the burden of watching Julian while his father recovered from his mother's death. Himself a veteran, Jamie taught the younger Kirby to always have a healthy respect for the military, but at the same time cautioned him not to enlist, as he believed the price to be terrible and the reward to be worthless. Nevertheless, Julian continued to struggle in school, much like his parents. After barely managing to earn a high school diploma, he completely and utterly failed to get into college. Upset with his future prospects, Julian decided to go against his uncle's wishes and sign on with the Colonial Marines, hoping to become like one of the two men he respected the most in life.

Julian received an expert badge in basic marksmanship training. Afterwards, he applied to receive special weapons training and ended up in an advanced smartgunners' course. Completing this additional training and finally being cleared to ship out left Kirby with an immensely satisfying feeling of belonging - after all this time, he had discovered something he was able to do something that came to him naturally. He spent approximately 3 years stationed aboard a small patrol craft responding to interplanetary disputes, before being transferred aboard the Almayer for active combat service. Subject Quotes

"Pizza time."

The subject has frequently been observed stating this, often to nobody in particular. Neither the Weyland-Yutani Military Outreach Program or the Psychological Health Department have come up with any explanation for the phrase. It has been noted, however, that a large portion of the subject's diet consists of the USCM's prepared pizza meals.

"Look, let's just say I didn't do it. But, whatever it is, and I'm not saying I know what that is, it's probably my fault."

This statement is the subject's official alibi after an unexplained fire occurred in the starboard operations bunks before Operation [REDACTED]. The fire most regrettably consumed [REDACTED]'s [REDACTED]. The subject was later cleared of suspicion.

LackingAHelmet · Post by **LackingAHelmet** » 20 May 2016, 03:50

The angry yelling Locke has seen Jools around. She likes Jools. As long as he doesn't run into the hive with only his knife.

Monoo · Post by **Monoo** » 22 May 2016, 22:20

LackingAHelmet wrote:The angry yelling Locke has seen Jools around. She likes Jools. As long as he doesn't run into the hive with only his knife.

And Jools likes Locke in turn for getting people to pay attention by yelling, which is something he can't quite get the hang of.

Also: bumped for major edits to the backstory and other minor cleaning changes.

completelynewguy · Post by **completelynewguy** » 25 May 2016, 23:03

Monoo wrote: And Jools likes Locke in turn for getting people to pay attention by yelling, which is something he can't quite get the hand of.

And here we see the majestic medic, Alyssa Cowper. You can see her in the distance, wearing a looted sniper's smock because of the carrying capacity, mumbling and cursing to herself as she organizes what medicines she has on available - while listening to the complaints of a wounded marine she gave tramadol - instead of Tricordrazine or even Bicard - because of the lack of proper medicine.

"...goddamnit, shut the fuck up before I euthanize you. Not my fault marines keep running ahead of each other with AP loaded, all while aiming for the head."

enkas · Post by **enkas** » 14 Jun 2016, 07:32

Hem, any chance Meredith could get mentioned among Jool's friends? :o

Monoo · Post by **Monoo** » 14 Jun 2016, 10:55

Ahh crud, I have no idea why I haven't added you already. Let me fix that.

Monoo · Post by **Monoo** » 01 Jul 2016, 23:38

Bumped. Streamlined the design of the dossier, added more relations, and made changes here and there.

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 02 Jul 2016, 00:03

Kirby and Tyler, the smart-ass fucker team.

Monoo · Post by **Monoo** » 03 Jul 2016, 20:01

Azmodan412 wrote:Kirby and Tyler, the smart-ass fucker team.

The xenos at round start: ahh fuck, not this shit again.

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 03 Jul 2016, 20:02

Monoo wrote: The xenos at round start: ahh fuck, not this shit again.

Yea... Tyler is robust on his own, gaining respect from Predators for his brutal combat style, but with Kirby and/or Krishia... Its a bad day for xenos.

Edit: TYLER'S NOT IN THE RELATIONS LIST?!

Monoo · Post by **Monoo** » 03 Jul 2016, 20:09

Azmodan412 wrote: Yea... Tyler is robust on his own, gaining respect from Predators for his brutal combat style, but with Kirby and/or Krishia... Its a bad day for xenos.

Edit: TYLER'S NOT IN THE RELATIONS LIST?!

FIXED

Azmodan412 · Post by **Azmodan412** » 03 Jul 2016, 20:21

Copious amounts of murder: Definitely.

Monoo · Post by **Monoo** » 07 Oct 2016, 21:16

Update.

Monoo · Post by **Monoo** » 07 Nov 2016, 22:04

Added a second one-eyed menace to the list of good friends....

...it's getting really long. That's awesome.

YungCuz · Post by **YungCuz** » 17 Nov 2016, 23:44

Presumably since you said you know who i am could you put me in that list too.

Monoo · Post by **Monoo** » 18 Nov 2016, 00:05

YungCuz wrote:Presumably since you said you know who i am could you put me in that list too.

Done. Sorry if your entry is a little bare - I'll add something more personal when we interact a little more.

Infant Punter · Post by **Infant Punter** » 18 Nov 2016, 03:55

oh yeah
this guy's cool
i also have mutual respect for someone who actually formats their shit
nice

Monoo · Post by **Monoo** » 18 Nov 2016, 13:06

Infant Punter wrote:oh yeah
this guy's cool
i also have mutual respect for someone who actually formats their shit
nice

Thank you thank you, means a lot.

I really like your dossier too

YungCuz · Post by **YungCuz** » 18 Nov 2016, 15:14

I just wanna use a mech man....

Butterrobber202 · Post by **Butterrobber202** » 18 Nov 2016, 21:05

Monoo · Post by **Monoo** » 18 Nov 2016, 21:39

Butterrobber202 wrote:

Butterrobber202 · Post by **Butterrobber202** » 19 Nov 2016, 08:09

Monoo wrote:-snip-

LEAKED NUDES ADMINS TAKE IT DOWN REEEEEEEEEE

Monoo · Post by **Monoo** » 20 Nov 2016, 03:09

Butterrobber202 wrote:LEAKED NUDES ADMINS TAKE IT DOWN REEEEEEEEEE

PLZ ADMUN NO HAMMER I DINDU NUFFIN

LiquidRecluse · Post by **LiquidRecluse** » 20 Nov 2016, 09:03

BANNED.

Monoo · Post by **Monoo** » 28 Feb 2017, 19:31

Bumped because I'm an attention whore and I wanna be relevant

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