Floor Length Braids

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Floor Length Braids

Post by enkas » 20 May 2016, 18:43

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary):

'tis an abysmal weaboo hairstyle, that has absolutely no reason being anywhere, especially aboard a military vessel. Something should be done against it.

Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole):


It would (hopefully) lessen the number of the excruciatingly cringworthy anime girls, sweeping the floor behind them, and thus it would automatically help a bit with immersion.

Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc):


Nothing too complicated, either to remove the hairstyle altogether, or add -severe- drawbacks from using that.

Implementation (Optional, if you have an idea how to implement it):


As noted in the point above, either to remove it, or making it easier to grab, getting the damn braid stuck everywhere, and the character tripping over her own impractical hair every three steps she makes. Though, I still think that removing that would be the best solution.

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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by Desolane900 » 20 May 2016, 18:50

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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by enkas » 20 May 2016, 18:54

I am being absolutely serious.

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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by Joe4444 » 20 May 2016, 18:58

your....serious about this? really? I mean...I can't believe your serious about this....-1

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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by enkas » 20 May 2016, 19:11

As I said before, things like that have no place in a supposedly serious setting. Especially when it comes to a military vessel.

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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by Derpislav » 20 May 2016, 19:12

Add a roundstart check giving everyone with that braid brain damage.
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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by Joe4444 » 20 May 2016, 19:15

enkas wrote:As I said before, things like that have no place in a supposedly serious setting. Especially when it comes to a military vessel.
If you can name one weeaboo on this server with floor length braid hair I'll +1 this for the lolz

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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by enkas » 20 May 2016, 19:28

Joe4444 wrote: If you can name one weeaboo on this server with floor length braid hair I'll +1 this for the lolz

Well, there was this one with a pink braid.. I think it was Lily Rose, or something. I remember telling her to GTFO when I was CE, and she went crying to CL. Either way, floor length braids, are a very common sight on CM

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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by LordLoko » 20 May 2016, 21:47

Joe4444 wrote:your....serious about this? really? I mean...I can't believe your serious about this....-1
Weeaboo detected.

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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by Sarah_U. » 20 May 2016, 22:05

DW guys, they help the MTs clean the SULLACO (Though, seriously, if you're an MP you can just ask for a regulated haircut for reglementations or something) Anyway it's not weaboo (If I'm right), it's just cringey for you. It's weaboo if they start acting like 4 years old japenese girls and rush female dorms for makeup. :)
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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by enkas » 20 May 2016, 22:09

Sarah_U. wrote:DW guys, they help the MTs clean the SULLACO (Though, seriously, if you're an MP you can just ask for a regulated haircut for reglementations or something) Anyway it's not weaboo (If I'm right), it's just cringey for you. It's weaboo if they start acting like 4 years old japenese girls and rush female dorms for makeup. :)
Most of them do act like that... Even topping it off by writing tildes at the ends of their sentences.

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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by LordLoko » 20 May 2016, 22:13

enkas wrote:Even topping it off by writing tildes at the ends of their sentences.
Ok, that's far enough, you achieved a whole weeaboo level when you speak like this~~~~
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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by monkeysfist101 » 20 May 2016, 22:23

Nah -1
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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by enkas » 20 May 2016, 23:02

monkeysfist101 wrote:Nah -1
Why though? The server already has a lot of RP oriented rules. What good does that horrendous hairstyle add? And I don't think it would be difficult to remove a single hairstyle.

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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by Lucius Jones » 21 May 2016, 03:16

mah immursions +1
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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by MedicInDisquise » 21 May 2016, 16:03

+1

We shouldn't limit hairstyles too much. With the full set of armour, it's one of the few ways to tell apart one from another, which can be useful in combat.

But lets be honest. Floor-length braids almost never appear in real life, in fiction (except in anime) and should never be allowed on a military vessel. It's also, I guess, a coincidence that most people who choose Floor-length braids also choose eye-destroying neon pink or green colors which also wouldn't be allowed on the Sulaco. +1
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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by Azmodan412 » 21 May 2016, 16:05

Tyler's ass length hair shall descend into memedom! -1
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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by monkeysfist101 » 21 May 2016, 16:12

enkas wrote: Why though? The server already has a lot of RP oriented rules. What good does that horrendous hairstyle add? And I don't think it would be difficult to remove a single hairstyle.
Believe me, it's not just one we want to remove. There's raisins that we haven't yet, though.
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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by Surrealistik » 21 May 2016, 16:56

+1

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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by Minijar » 22 May 2016, 05:38

No more walking mops!

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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by Sarah_U. » 22 May 2016, 07:36

But I mean, you could've just suggested an electric razor to force-bald people... :)
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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by ChickenShizNit8 » 22 May 2016, 16:38

Add a snippy-bot that goes around buzz-cutting peoples hair if it's too long.

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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by enkas » 22 May 2016, 18:15

Sarah_U. wrote:But I mean, you could've just suggested an electric razor to force-bald people... :)

Sure, but IC, it wouldn't make sense to have that in the first place

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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by outordinary » 26 May 2016, 01:23

+1 You could do what they do in a server I play on and give whoever has the hairstyle a 15-20% chance to trip.

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Re: Floor Length Braids

Post by Rey » 26 May 2016, 02:15

Gonna put that hairstyle on just for you~ <3

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