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User: SSGT Benjamin Werry
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Playing Log 1. "This is Staff Sergeant Benjamin here, -Sounds of snipping and faint screams- just got off the mission site. Had my...FUCK -metal dropping onto the floor sound- ARGHH! -audio cuts out-"
Playing Log 2. "This man, I just had my arm cut off -mechanical hose sounds- thing had fifty seven pieces of shrapnel in it, and three infected wounds. -Voice that sounds like Xur's- "This fucking pussie didn't bother to hold his wounds in place either." "This is my fucking right arm too. Also had some of my shoulder cut off and replaced with fake skin, feels like shit but its better than nothing."
Playing Log 3. "Didn't mention this, but here's the story to whoever is listening. I was with my squad down in o'l Bessie, that shitty outdated APC thats now being scrapped. Fucker got hit in the side with a missle from one of those pirate terrorist bands, and guess who was two seats away from it -sounds of Benjamin slapping his knee- fucking A, we lost half my squad, and the rest just decided to bail. Course I couldn't move because my arm got blown the fuck off, and that wouldn't make for a, well relatively harmless exit. Thank god for Jim though, he was in his B18 in the seat next to me, he fucking took alot of shrapnel and boy oh fucking boy, he got out under his own power and got Xur's APC over. Xur, course being the sneaky motherfucker he is, had himself and his engineer Casca come and cut me out of the seat, which was jammed with twisted and burning metal alike, fucking mess -sound of Xur talking- "You can thank me for all the good things that happen on God for saken Thirteen" "Right, after they got me out, Xur popped his flare and had the Rasputin come down for me. And well not to drag this on, but atleast im still fucking alive, thanks to this sorry bastard over er'e. Oh and tell my wife we are going to a Jungle planet soon, i'll get her some souvenirs."
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"If only the fucking aliens didn't come..."
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USCM Deployment #3 Injury #6 record [Benjamin Werry]
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USCM Deployment #3 Injury #6 record [Benjamin Werry]
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Re: USCM Deployment #3 Injury #6 record [Benjamin Werry]
You stole my xeno-format! I DEMAND SOME RECOGNITION! Also, you fucked up in Log #1.
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Re: USCM Deployment #3 Injury #6 record [Benjamin Werry]
Not exactly your format, yours is still 10x better.Azmodan412 wrote:You stole my xeno-format! I DEMAND SOME RECOGNITION! Also, you fucked up in Log #1.
But eyy there's your credit for claiming it.
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Re: USCM Deployment #3 Injury #6 record [Benjamin Werry]
Jim being a fucking TANK once again. I love it.