Full name: Sur Lahzar.
Nickname(s): Druglord Buildbro Bombbro
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Position: Researcher/chemist, occasional field engineer, sometimes Doctor/CMO when he 'feels like totally stressing himself out'.
Notable traits: Ronald McDonald fro Blazin' red high top. Gimli bluebeard. Is a meat nugget. Goes into Zen trances when mass producing drugs.
Persona: Introverted, volatile, pragmatic, flippant, loner. Short tempered and impatient. Though as a rule he generally hates being bothered and interacted with, strategically using his bizarre appearance to discourage interaction, he does have a paternal streak, often thinking of the marines under his care as children to be looked after and saved from the outcomes of their many poor decisions (he's not wrong).
History: Field engineer turned researcher (apparently he wanted more access to the chem dispenser for reasons wholly unrelated to drug production, distribution and/or consumption) turned doctor, turned CMO, turned combat engineer after years of being annoyingly understaffed; the circle is thus complete. Said he would rather die in the battlefield than die from the thankless stress of constant, unassisted triage in surgery hell. Lost his arms and legs in an explosion while playing around with volatile chemicals in a bout of stress related psychosis after a particularly trying shift which had the side effect of giving his hair its ridiculous (and permanent) colouration. In the time since subsequent reassignment to MedSci (after multiple incidents of being shot in the back of the head, thereby proving that the grass is in fact not always greener) has replaced his robolimbs with 'cutting edge' synthmeat appendages.
Relations: Questionably fond of his sentry guns; has moved onto a rather complicated relationship with his Chem Dispenser and Bluespace Beaker (the latter of which is often being kidnapped by subpar doctors, forcing him to save her Liam Neeson Taken style).
Fond of Rain Winterson as a productive Igor like lab assistant albeit one that doesn't look like a hunchbacked booger; hasn't really seen her since she moved on to Req. Appreciates Musica Hamlio as a doctor who actually knows what the fuck he's doing without being explicitly told, though he too appears MIA these days.
Lothar Jones and Joe Campbell are pretty cool. Iridium 'Iri' Kalrath; despite being curiously named after a transition metal, hard to say anything bad about someone who keeps you patched up and supplied with medikits and under the table oxy. Jackson Dee is a Deltabro in every sense of the word.
Hates the fuck out of that dithering rule stickler CMO Kane La-bored, and most MPs though Tanya's aight.
Gets on well with Delta squad in general when he hits the field, but man that one time he got ghosted on while putting down a sentry... Iridium, Spartan and Laura Fox are all solid. Sally Shears is pretty decent when she's not filling his back with lead.
Basic appearance: (Formerly) robotic nugget man. Has a moronic looking red high top and deep blue dwarf beard.
http://www.coolminiornot.com/pics/pics1 ... 869506.jpg (except with a MedHUD, bluespace beaker and aforementioned ridiculous beard)
Likes: Chem dispensers, chemicals, painkillers, caffeine (which are also chemicals), competent and useful Medbay staff, disposal tubes, efficiently run MedSci and Req, MedEvac, his bluespace beaker, sentry guns.
Dislikes: Assholes stealing his bluespace beaker that are shit at chemistry, CMOs and COs that refuse to approve distribution of non-standard drugs, useless researchers, marines that don't put on their damn anesthetic tank and mask pre-surgery, marines that complain about being operated on while conscious (especially if they couldn't figure out how to put on the tank and mask), stupid fucks who steal his surgical tools, doctors that don't prepare surgery and IVs, incompetent doctors, incompetent MT/CEs causing Medbay outages, incompetent requisition staff that fail to provide surgery kits or metal for the organ printer on time, chem charge wastage, medics asking for retarded drugs, medics not taking drug supplies despite being explicitly told about them while in Medbay, medics who don't revive people by cryo, medics who don't use cryo, doctors that don't use cryo, personnel that leave patients lying about in remote areas especially if they're in critical condition, idiot ROs that order dresses and waste supply points, not getting adequate metal when in the field, retarded FOB locations and commanders, friendly fire.
Strengths: Making drugs, chemistry, medicine, building shit/field engineering, explosives, and requisitions (apparently).
Weaknesses: Relatively short temper; resistant to authority he deems 'retarded'; in general dude's fucking weird man.
