Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
-
Monoo
- Registered user
- Posts: 736
- Joined: 16 Apr 2016, 14:38
- Location: Deep in the salt mines
- Byond: MonocledGerbil
Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
We provide 100% natural LV-246 426 624 salt by the ton for all of your salty occasions.
Last edited by Monoo on 02 Jul 2016, 16:25, edited 1 time in total.
I play as this guy, proudly being dismembered by extraterrestrials since 2015.
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
-
Nubs
- Registered user
- Posts: 222
- Joined: 31 Aug 2015, 23:48
-
Monoo
- Registered user
- Posts: 736
- Joined: 16 Apr 2016, 14:38
- Location: Deep in the salt mines
- Byond: MonocledGerbil
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
FIXED
I play as this guy, proudly being dismembered by extraterrestrials since 2015.
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
-
Boltersam
- Registered user
- Posts: 1548
- Joined: 22 Feb 2015, 05:43
- Location: Tipperary, Ireland
- Byond: Boltersam
- Steam: Boltersam
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
You mean the Grand Re-Opening. The old Salt Co. was going well during the last few years.
...It didn't produce enough salt, and here we are.
...It didn't produce enough salt, and here we are.
-
KeyWii
- Registered user
- Posts: 441
- Joined: 02 May 2015, 02:05
- Location: Fort Riley, Kansas
- Byond: KeyWii
-
Azmodan412
- Registered user
- Posts: 1318
- Joined: 01 Oct 2015, 23:17
- Location: The Void
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
I am Foreman Azmodan of the previous Salt Co. We were going well until explosions closed the shafts.
Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2
BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.
Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
-
Monoo
- Registered user
- Posts: 736
- Joined: 16 Apr 2016, 14:38
- Location: Deep in the salt mines
- Byond: MonocledGerbil
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
SALT SERVICE NOW EXTENDED TO XENOMORPH VENUES:
THOSE GODDAMN AUTOCANNONS
HIDDEN MINES GRIFFING ME
STOP FUCKING BLOCKING ME
YOU CANNOT DISSOLVE THIS OBJECT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY SPAWN WITH GRENADE LAUNCHERS
THOSE GODDAMN AUTOCANNONS
HIDDEN MINES GRIFFING ME
STOP FUCKING BLOCKING ME
YOU CANNOT DISSOLVE THIS OBJECT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY SPAWN WITH GRENADE LAUNCHERS
I play as this guy, proudly being dismembered by extraterrestrials since 2015.
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
-
GarlicBread
- Registered user
- Posts: 50
- Joined: 25 May 2016, 08:32
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
I CAN'T BUILD ON STICKY RESIN?!11!!111!!!Monoo wrote:SALT SERVICE NOW EXTENDED TO XENOMORPH VENUES:
THOSE GODDAMN AUTOCANNONS
HIDDEN MINES GRIFFING ME
STOP FUCKING BLOCKING ME
YOU CANNOT DISSOLVE THIS OBJECT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY SPAWN WITH GRENADE LAUNCHERS
-
Desolane900
- Donor
- Posts: 653
- Joined: 07 Aug 2015, 19:00
- Location: Riding Bald Eagles
- Byond: desolane900
- Contact:
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
You can't succumb...
(Forums have messed up video cropping so double click the video to actually watch it)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg7pBZVwQr0&feature=youtu.be
-
Joe4444
- Registered user
- Posts: 750
- Joined: 14 Feb 2015, 08:00
- Location: land of the sheep
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
That just made the salt business boom!Desolane900 wrote:You can't succumb...
-
Azmodan412
- Registered user
- Posts: 1318
- Joined: 01 Oct 2015, 23:17
- Location: The Void
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
We have discovered a fresh salt vein. WORKERS, GET TO DIGGING!
Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2
BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.
Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
-
crono23
- Registered user
- Posts: 141
- Joined: 14 Feb 2016, 04:45
- Location: Watching from the shadows
- Byond: crono23
- Contact:
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
You fools call THIS good salt vein? I'LL show you a good salt vein...
RESIN CUFFSRESIN CUFFSRESIN CUFFSRESIN CUFFSRESIN CUFFS
RESIN CUFFSRESIN CUFFSRESIN CUFFSRESIN CUFFSRESIN CUFFS
My collection of entertaining quotes:
[I had a bunch of neat stuff here, but it seems I can only have 5 links here now. Bummer
]
Remember 11/13/16
[I had a bunch of neat stuff here, but it seems I can only have 5 links here now. Bummer
]Remember 11/13/16
-
Monoo
- Registered user
- Posts: 736
- Joined: 16 Apr 2016, 14:38
- Location: Deep in the salt mines
- Byond: MonocledGerbil
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
THIS NEW BUSINESS VENTURE IS SWELLING OUR PROFITScrono23 wrote:You fools call THIS good salt vein? I'LL show you a good salt vein...
RESIN CUFFSRESIN CUFFSRESIN CUFFSRESIN CUFFSRESIN CUFFS
SOUVENIRS FOR ALL OF UPPER MANAGEMENT... YOU ALL GET A FREE TRUCKLOAD OF SALT!
I play as this guy, proudly being dismembered by extraterrestrials since 2015.
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
-
Azmodan412
- Registered user
- Posts: 1318
- Joined: 01 Oct 2015, 23:17
- Location: The Void
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
The Salt stock is booming! WE ARE ALL RICH!
Tyler 'Thrift' Borealis: Slaughterer of stupid xenos, insane motherfucker, and who played tower defense with Predators with an axe.
Predator Duels Won: 1
Predator Duels Lost: 2
BRING IT ON CASANY! I DO NOT CAST DOWN A CHALLENGE!
43 Xenos and counting.
Hunter Games: I am Moon Moon! Destroyer of worlds! Ahuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu!
Moon Moon Victories: x1
-
Monoo
- Registered user
- Posts: 736
- Joined: 16 Apr 2016, 14:38
- Location: Deep in the salt mines
- Byond: MonocledGerbil
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
Think of our futures now, boys!
With all of this money, we could buy... MORE salt!
We could have champagne showers, but with salt! Salt... salt showers. 'Cause you're shaking the salt and throwing it up in the air... and...
With all of this money, we could buy... MORE salt!
We could have champagne showers, but with salt! Salt... salt showers. 'Cause you're shaking the salt and throwing it up in the air... and...
I play as this guy, proudly being dismembered by extraterrestrials since 2015.
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
-
Monoo
- Registered user
- Posts: 736
- Joined: 16 Apr 2016, 14:38
- Location: Deep in the salt mines
- Byond: MonocledGerbil
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
OPENING ADDITIONAL MINES
MARINES:
HOLY FUCK COMMAND WHY ARE YOU ALL SSD
YOU GOT THE ORBITAL COORDINATES BACKWARDS
WHY DID YOU SHOOT AN UNDERSLUNG AT A BUNCH OF NESTED MARINES
ENGINEERS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL OF THE SENTRIES DOING POINTED AT THE WALL
FUCK I WAS PRIMING A GRENADE AND GOT HIT BY NEUROTOXIN
FUCK I WAS RUNNING FROM AN ACTIVE OB AND GOT HIT BY NEUROTOXIN
FUCK I GOT HIT BY NEUROTOXIN AGAIN
AND AGAIN
XENOS:
I THOUGHT THE SADAR WAS NERFED
WHERE DID THEY GET 15 CRATES OF MINES
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SENTRY INSIDE FOUR GLASS DOORS FOR
WHY ARE YOU BUILDING DEFENSES WITH RESIN MEMBRANES
STOP IGNORING THE QUEEEEEEEEEN
MARINES:
HOLY FUCK COMMAND WHY ARE YOU ALL SSD
YOU GOT THE ORBITAL COORDINATES BACKWARDS
WHY DID YOU SHOOT AN UNDERSLUNG AT A BUNCH OF NESTED MARINES
ENGINEERS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL OF THE SENTRIES DOING POINTED AT THE WALL
FUCK I WAS PRIMING A GRENADE AND GOT HIT BY NEUROTOXIN
FUCK I WAS RUNNING FROM AN ACTIVE OB AND GOT HIT BY NEUROTOXIN
FUCK I GOT HIT BY NEUROTOXIN AGAIN
AND AGAIN
XENOS:
I THOUGHT THE SADAR WAS NERFED
WHERE DID THEY GET 15 CRATES OF MINES
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SENTRY INSIDE FOUR GLASS DOORS FOR
WHY ARE YOU BUILDING DEFENSES WITH RESIN MEMBRANES
STOP IGNORING THE QUEEEEEEEEEN
I play as this guy, proudly being dismembered by extraterrestrials since 2015.
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
-
Joe4444
- Registered user
- Posts: 750
- Joined: 14 Feb 2015, 08:00
- Location: land of the sheep
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
Don't forget the "apop hates xenos" and "where's muh muhreez lovin"Monoo wrote:OPENING ADDITIONAL MINES
MARINES:
HOLY FUCK COMMAND WHY ARE YOU ALL SSD
YOU GOT THE ORBITAL COORDINATES BACKWARDS
WHY DID YOU SHOOT AN UNDERSLUNG AT A BUNCH OF NESTED MARINES
ENGINEERS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE ALL OF THE SENTRIES DOING POINTED AT THE WALL
FUCK I WAS PRIMING A GRENADE AND GOT HIT BY NEUROTOXIN
FUCK I WAS RUNNING FROM AN ACTIVE OB AND GOT HIT BY NEUROTOXIN
FUCK I GOT HIT BY NEUROTOXIN AGAIN
AND AGAIN
XENOS:
I THOUGHT THE SADAR WAS NERFED
WHERE DID THEY GET 15 CRATES OF MINES
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SENTRY INSIDE FOUR GLASS DOORS FOR
WHY ARE YOU BUILDING DEFENSES WITH RESIN MEMBRANES
STOP IGNORING THE QUEEEEEEEEEN
-
eyelocker
- Registered user
- Posts: 14
- Joined: 22 May 2016, 17:10
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
What about the "How did they know our hive was north river so early? Fucking meta."
Hail the almighty SHEPERD
-
Casany
- Registered user
- Posts: 1555
- Joined: 06 Jun 2016, 09:18
- Location: US of A
- Byond: Casany
- Steam: Casany
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
Now extended to preds!
FUCKING SPIT SPAM!
FUCKING POUNCE SPAM!
FUCKING CRUSHER TACKLESPAMMING ME
FUCKING RUNNERS KNOCKING MY MASK OFF AND HUGGING ME!
MAREENS, WHERES THE RP!?!?
I JUST WANTED THE FUCKING STICK!
PRED JUST BLEW SM!
HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING UP!?!
PREDS BE BREAKING HONOR CODE REEEEEEEEE
And ice map!!
XENOS META CAMPING LADDERS!?!?
WHY ROUNDS LAST SO LONG?!?
I WAS HUGGED AND NOW IM DYING OF FROSTBITE TO MY FACE!!!!
And doctors!
WHY ARE ALL DOCS SDD?!?!!
THEY ARE ALL BALD!!!!
STOP ODING THEM ON TRICOORD!!
WHY YOU NOT MAKE PERI?!?!?!?
THIS BONE WONT FIX!!!!
WHY ARE THE MAREENS THAT WERE CRIT DEAD???!?
WHY IS A SQUAD MEDIC DOING SURGERY?!?!
RNG GODS WHYYYYYYYY!!!
FUCKING SPIT SPAM!
FUCKING POUNCE SPAM!
FUCKING CRUSHER TACKLESPAMMING ME
FUCKING RUNNERS KNOCKING MY MASK OFF AND HUGGING ME!
MAREENS, WHERES THE RP!?!?
I JUST WANTED THE FUCKING STICK!
PRED JUST BLEW SM!
HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING UP!?!
PREDS BE BREAKING HONOR CODE REEEEEEEEE
And ice map!!
XENOS META CAMPING LADDERS!?!?
WHY ROUNDS LAST SO LONG?!?
I WAS HUGGED AND NOW IM DYING OF FROSTBITE TO MY FACE!!!!
And doctors!
WHY ARE ALL DOCS SDD?!?!!
THEY ARE ALL BALD!!!!
STOP ODING THEM ON TRICOORD!!
WHY YOU NOT MAKE PERI?!?!?!?
THIS BONE WONT FIX!!!!
WHY ARE THE MAREENS THAT WERE CRIT DEAD???!?
WHY IS A SQUAD MEDIC DOING SURGERY?!?!
RNG GODS WHYYYYYYYY!!!
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016
"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP
"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP
-
Helgraf
- Registered user
- Posts: 417
- Joined: 02 May 2016, 15:48
- Location: Massachusetts, U.S.A
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
WE NEED MORE DAMN SALT! HIRE ME AND I WILL ************ YOUR ********** TO PRODUCE MORE SALT!
Mentor from 9/9/16 - 7/29/17
"I-I can't even.... I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH MY DREADLOCKS!" - A fine quote from ShortTemperedLeprechaun
-
tails11
- Registered user
- Posts: 4
- Joined: 13 Jul 2016, 04:09
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
Neurotoxin permastun :^)
-
SagaSword
- Registered user
- Posts: 586
- Joined: 02 Aug 2015, 19:58
- Byond: Sagasword
-
YungCuz
- Registered user
- Posts: 717
- Joined: 25 May 2016, 08:04
- Location: The Final Frontier
- Byond: YungCuz2
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
IS so much salt needed?
http://i.imgur.com/b9XSpih.png Ayyliums
^When you join and the janitor role is taken.^
I am here in the shadows.....
http://colonial-marines.com/download/fi ... &mode=view
^Closely watching.^
http://i.imgur.com/ZzopTiz.png?1
^When the RO causes problems.^
^When you join and the janitor role is taken.^
I am here in the shadows.....
http://colonial-marines.com/download/fi ... &mode=view
^Closely watching.^
http://i.imgur.com/ZzopTiz.png?1
^When the RO causes problems.^
-
Monoo
- Registered user
- Posts: 736
- Joined: 16 Apr 2016, 14:38
- Location: Deep in the salt mines
- Byond: MonocledGerbil
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
Always. You never know when the next salt crisis will arise.YungCuz wrote:IS so much salt needed?
Would you be interested in our value plan? A year's worth of salt, all for the low low price of 6 human hands.
I play as this guy, proudly being dismembered by extraterrestrials since 2015.
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
Sometimes I might play other guys, you never know.
“It is good to have an end to journey toward, but it is the journey that matters in the end.” —Ursula K. Le Guin
-
Casany
- Registered user
- Posts: 1555
- Joined: 06 Jun 2016, 09:18
- Location: US of A
- Byond: Casany
- Steam: Casany
Re: Salt Co. GRAND OPENING
Did my salt mines produce enough salt?
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016
"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP
"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP