slaves

[Siserith Vassada]

In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Thilistan's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that slaves could be added to the menu.

The Debate

"The fact is, the slave population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Agnes Barnes. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have slave kebabs, slave pies, slave-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."

Accept

"I agree that something needs to be done about slave over-population," says random passer-by Lee Spirit, "but eating them? That's kind of gross. Let's just shoot the ones we have to and shovel their bodies into ditches like normal."

Accept

"I am shocked and appalled!" declares SPCA President Colin Li. "If anyone needs to be culled, it's us humans. The slaves were here first, remember? We need to take this as a sign to get our industry--agriculture in particular--to back off. The slave is part of what makes Thilistan a great nation!"

[KeyWii]

yesasdas

[Helgraf]

this seems a little bit like nation states which is a game, I'll go with using slaves as snacks



EDIT: Infact this probably is nation states, ive seen this issue before.

[Siserith Vassada]

yes..

[DMAN]

Perhaps.

[monkeysfist101]

y







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[MrJJJ]

da fuck

[Siserith Vassada]

With the popularity of slave racing in Thilistan booming, the growing number of retired racing slaves being abandoned on the streets has become harder to ignore. As irresistibly cute pictures of sad-looking slaves fill up the pages of newspapers, the time has come for government action.


"We're overflowing with slaves here!" exclaims John Obama, owner of the Sunrise Slave Retirement Lodge. "And we just don't get enough donations from the public to house them all. We're now facing a choice between turning away slaves, or putting them down. It's the slave racing industry's fault we're in this situation - make them pay for homing the slaves they cast off."

Accept

"Not far enough!" declares animal-rights protestor Sashona King, wearing a slave costume to show her sympathy for their plight. "There's only one reason that slaves get abandoned in the first place, and that reason is slave racing. These poor creatures get cooped up in a cage all day and are virtually starved so they race well, all to line the pockets of some avaricious gambling bosses. The solution is obvious - ban slave racing!"

Accept

"Hold on! Thilistan has a powerhouse Gambling Industry – do you really want to give it all up because of some slaves?" asks Mark Hendrikson, owner of the Thilistan City Slave Stadium. "What we need is less regulation - so we can race the animals more often, and draw more punters in. Besides, the slaves love to race - at least compared to the beatings."

Accept

"There's a better solution to this all," suggests animal shelter volunteer Chastity Malik, as she fixes a leash to a slave. "There is a problem, but it isn't with the slave racing industry; it's that not enough people are adopting slaves. All we need is a national campaign to persuade people to adopt a slave - and you can set them an example!" Handing you a grizzled old slave, she finishes, "Here's Buddy.

[Helgraf]

the third option please

[Siserith Vassada]

Angry farmers have taken to the streets demanding the government to act after reported sightings of strange slave-like dogs eating all the crops in fields.

The Debate

"This unholy union should never have taken place to begin with," comments Megan Mombota, an angry farmer. "The slave was never meant to mate with a dog! They eat my crops, they attack my livestock and they're breeding so quickly they're swamping the environment! We can't make a living like this! You've got to give us the funds and manpower to shoot anything that comes within a mile of our property and put an end to these freaks of nature! We must wipe these creatures out now or before you know it all we'll be eating is fish."

Accept

"We can't just destroy these creatures!" exclaimed Francisco Dubois, owner of Thilistan's biggest safari park. "They may look ugly to you, but I think they're just beautiful. We need to study them and understand them; think of what we could learn! These wonderful beasts may be a little harmful to the environment, but think of the people who will flock to see them! It would be an educational experience! Think of the money!"

Accept

"We could always just kill off all the dogs," Sigourney Le Carré of the "Keep The Species Pure" foundation whispers to you in a conversation. "The slave is one of the many things our country is famous for; any perversion of its image reflects upon us all! We can't have their image spoilt by these ugly abominations! Just get the police to go around and kill them all and we can rest easy knowing our countryside is safe!"

[Sargeantmuffinman]

This is nation states......

[Helgraf]

yeah i actually paly this game sometimes, option 3 please