USCM Mission Archives #6.3

[Xurphorus]

-Location: Weyland-Yutain research building on Elysium V-

*Sounds of a woman's voice can be heard* Yes thank you, that will be all. M.O.T.H.E.R, record this for me. *Sounds of beeping can be heard* Dear Chairman, this is Ezra Hegarty, your faithful apprentice and appointed Director of the research division. I am proud to let you know that we have been making many strides towards bettering the future of your company. Technological strides that will define our place in history! I would like to speak with you about our push towards a self sustaining plasma energy source. With just a bit more funding our hard work will bear fruit. *Sounds of beeping can be heard* M.O.T.H.E.R cut the recording, This is Hegarty, what is it? *A man's voice can be heard over comms* He did what exactly? Who authorized their deployment? *Talking continues* Just what the fuck is Carson aiming at... *A button being pressed can be heard*...Alright if that's how the game is going to be played...

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-Somewhere in District 5 of Outer Colony Elysium V-

This is Age- *Sounds of screaming can be heard in the background* Will someone please shut that man up! This is Agent Carson speaking, what is the problem team three? *A man's voice can be heard coming from a comms link* Did you find the synth? ...Only the transmitter was found? *The voice continues talking* Damn him, he ripped it out and took the body. Alright listen up, I need them found before they can crack the encryption on the CPU. They could trace the synth back to us and this whole operation could be foiled! *More talking can be heard* I don't care how! Just find them! They can't be that far from where it last transmi- *Sounds of more yelling and Carson sighing can be heard* You know what? I'll shut him up, you there, give me your gun. *Sounds of Carson cocking the chamber and gunfire can be heard* There,...now as I was saying. Look for them, they cannot be far from where you found the transmitter. Get your best guys on it. I have team one investigating the explosion, and team two is with me shaking down any witnesses feeling the need to open their mouths. Report back to me if you find out anything worth more of my time. Carson out *The sound of a single beep can be heard*

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Playing log #9: *The sounds of vehicle brakes can be heard as the LAV comes to a slowing halt*...Ok we're back, looks like Leo and the guys are pulling up also..., hey Jim! Grab Jools and grab this synths corpse out the back of the truck. *Sounds of a young marine talking* ...I don't care if its gonna leak all over your boots Jim, just grab the fucking thing and have Dolly or Paul take a look at it. Rana honk the horn, We need someone out here for Mike, he's passed out back there. *Sounds of a woman can be heard talking* Yea, I know. We need some medical attention for ourselves too. Thankfully we have Mel, and two other medical specialists inside. I can't really move right now, I'm sore all over. Can you run in there and get them? *Talking continues as the sound of the car door closing can be heard*....That's my girl. Oh and Rana! You really make those high waist'd shorts work for yo- *Sounds of a solid object hitting against glass can be heard* Oi! No throwing things! -End of transmission-

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Playing log #10: Ok lets see, testing 1-2 1-2, testing. Alright its on. This is Xur making personal recording for myself in case I forget to make note of whats happening. Stover was kidnapped by PMCs, hired by the company probably, and you all know who I mean when I say //The Company//. *Sounds of a man groaning can be heard in the background* Uhh if anyone was wondering, that noise is Mike, he took a good fall and a beating from some fucking Aunton. We put the fucker down once and for all but it was transmitting our location not too far from our hideout. It wont be long until they pick up the trail and find this place, but I'm coo- *Sounds of a mans voice can be heard* I mean Me and Leo are cooking up a little explosive present for them if the time ever comes. I mean, it worked once, why wouldn't it work again right? *Leo can be heard laughing and talking* Haha, yea I agree Leo, PMCs are stupid. Its like, its like they never had any military training at all. Fucking rookies, even Jim seems more trained than them. *Sounds of a young marine can be heard talking* I ain't saying you suck Jim, I'm just saying you suck less than highly trained guns for hire. *Jim can be heard talking* It DOES sound better when I put like that don't it? Jim go check on Mike, see if he's stable. We have to move him out soon. -End of transmission-

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Playing log #11: *Sounds of singing can be heard in the background* Uhh Mel, don't mind Mike and Leo, they are high off of Oxy and they like to sing incoherently. *A woman can be heard speaking* Well I'm sorry that you find it annoying, you're the one who slipped them both the meds in the first place. I don't even know why Leo had it. *Melissa can be heard talking again* He's siphoning it off of Mike's IV drip? Le-...Leo, let the man get high off his own supply! I need you sharp motherfucker! *Leo can be heard talking and laughing in the background* I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that you racist bastard. Get sober and check on Dolly. I want to know if she got any info out of the guy we nabbed. *More talking can be heard* Can we please not bring my skin color into this Leo, just follow orders ya' hick. *Jim can be heard laughing hysterically in the background* Jim not you too! -End of transmission-

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Playing log #12: *The sounds of thunder and rain can be heard in the distance* ....Alright, its been almost two hours since we got back to the hide out. The colony has started its artificial rain cycle and boy does it look like the real deal. I wonder how much it costs to have built all of this shit... bleh back at the task at hand. *Sounds of a man talking in the background* What did Dolly do to the guy this time? Is he fucking dead? *The man continues talking* It wasn't Dolly this time? It was Leo this time? ...He fucking spat what in his eyes?! That's fucking disgusting! At least tell me if the guy started talking. *A woman's voice can be heard speaking over the man* Wait what, He already spilled some beans an hour ago? What the fuck have you guys been doing to him for the next hour then? *The woman can be heard responding* What the fuck do you mean you guys were torturing him. *Sounds of crying can be heard in the background* Jesus Christ,...poor fucking guy. -End of transmission-

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Playing log #13: *Sounds of an engine revving and heavy drops of water can be heard hitting the roof of the LAV* Alright so, I got Jim riding shotgun while Leo and Jools are sitting in the back doing a weapons check. So the guy spilled the beans on where they might be holding Stover. Apparently they have him hol' up in some warehouse off in the west district of the colony, we're going to check it out. *Sounds of a young marine can be heard talking* I don't know when Dolly and the others are gonna be done with hacking the robot. They got some real security locks on that thing. They ain't cheap, I'll tell you that much Jim. *Jim can be heard twitching* Ay Jim, you're not gonna be doing that when, we're sneaking in right? The last thing I need is you spazzing out in the middle of a gunfight. *Leo can be heard talking and Jools laughing* Jools that ain't funny, and Leo, that's real fucking classy, how would you like it if someone spoke about your mother that way? *Leo can be heard responding and laughing* I can tell you're still fucking high, and you're just wrong for saying that about your own mother Backburn. Lock and load, we're about to arrive at our entry point. -End of transmission-

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Playing log #14: .....Oh shit....I think I see him..., Leo take a look through your scope can you confirm that's Stover being loaded onto that truck? *Sounds of talking can be heard* Yea, I know what I saw. alright here is the plans, Jim, you and Jools head around towards the exit gate. Ambush the truck, get Stover to the secondary location. Leo will cover you from here, and I'll move in to distract those two guards posted up. We all cool? *Sounds of talking can be heard* Good, now get a move on, we might not have that much time before they find the storage house. *Sounds of movement can be heard* Hey! Hey you two guys! What the fuck is going on here? I didn't get any fucking memo that this warehouse was being used? I got crates and shit that need to be moved here! *Sounds of a man can be heard yelling* Whoa! Whoa! Calm down man, no need to point that gun on me? I'm just doing my job here mate. *Sounds of Leo's voice can be heard over comms* ....Uhh sorry that was my boss speaking to me, he wanted to know if you guys liked holes. *The PMCs can be heard talking in confusion, then the sounds of sniper fire and a loud thud can be heard* Looks like my boss just sent you the memo..., Leo you read? Did you just fucking double tap both these guys? *Leo can be heard talking over the comms* Nice job Leo, switch to position two and cover the rookies. *Talking continues* I'm gonna head inside of the warehouse, the truck already left when I got over here. Hopefully Jools and Jim got to the ambush point.

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-Somewhere in the Jungles of LV-624 ''Lazarus Landing''-

...Raaagghhh!!!*Sounds of a man screaming and Tyler laughing* Is that all you gawt?! Come now, show me a bit more! I know you mercenary types have a bit more grit than that!*Sounds of gunfire can be heard* Ha! Ya' missed me you gits! My granny has bettah aim than you twats and she's blind in her good eye! *More sounds of laughing can be heard* Did Wey-yu finally find me out eh? Guess what! I've already transmitted my data to my superiors! Yo- *Sounds of roaring and screeching can be heard in the distance* Sorry lads, I'm gonna have to cut this party short, you have guests to entertain, but I will take this pretteh little gun your man was so kind to have dropped when I lopped off his arm. *Sounds of movement can be heard, and gunfire can be heard in the distance* Blasted PMCs and their triggah' happeh' arses. Agh, one of them nicked me, its a flesh wound but its bleeding really bad..*Sounds of cloth ripping can be heard* There, that's bettah until I get back to my sha- *Sounds of movement can be heard coming from nearby with*.....Oh, Is that you clicky? If you're trying to sneak up on this Ol'Scott, ya surely will be disappointed. *The sounds of a metal extending can be heard* Come and get me ya' ugly son of a bitch!


OOC: Sorry for this one being short, I got tired, Im gonna fit more into the next part.

[Desolane900]

These aren't bad per say, but I still cringe as I try to crawl through them.

I think the main problem is that you're explaining things to people that should already know them. ie. "This is your assisstant yadda yadda"

Stories written like this have a hard time explaining things with the plot/setting but doing it in a way that is so blatantly obvious I cringe is much worse. I am seeing some improvements though.

[Xurphorus]

These aren't bad per say, but I still cringe as I try to crawl through them.

I think the main problem is that you're explaining things to people that should already know them. ie. "This is your assisstant yadda yadda"

Stories written like this have a hard time explaining things with the plot/setting but doing it in a way that is so blatantly obvious I cringe is much worse. I am seeing some improvements though.

Its a fanfic, it aint meant to be professional. I make em cause I like doing them, and it seems others like em too. The plot has yet to be determined, but the aim is the road to Lazarus.

[Kavlo]

Cough log 12 Cough broken formating Cough

Still though , good work :>

[Xurphorus]

Cough log 12 Cough broken formating Cough

Still though , good work :>

....MUST.....FIX!

[ShortTemperedLeprechaun]

Heh "Clicky". Made me chuckle.

Also, fucken carson!

Anyways, the plot thickens. This is getting good yo.

[Monoo]

>Hopefully Jools and Jim got to the ambush point.

Dun dun!

[TotalAnarchy]

It scares me how well Xur is able to hit my character on the head. Like god damn

[Warnipple]

Heh, if only I could draw.

The director would be sporting a nice orange dwarf beard, bald head and a premium cigar.

[Yacobpo157]

Wonder what'll happen to my character. If Stover dies before beating the shit out of at least six PMC's, I'll be happy. I think by best round when PMC's were involved was when the ice map first started to have rounds, I was a B18 Spec as always, and I had taken photographs of the dig site and crashed alien space ship wit hthe tubes, and the W-Y markings on the equipment as evidence that they knew about the xenomorphs. Showed the CO, he told me to confront the CL. CL had his little fan club on guard since we just repelled a xeno boarding. Long story short, I killed all of them when they (Han) shot first. After a moderately long firefight I threw the PMC Commander threw a window and watched him bleed to death.


Ah...I love Ice Map...



(Wait, should I even post this here?)