Dan Williams:A Documentary

[danmax67]

Ah yes,welcome back to Hunting in the Woild.Today,we'll be discussing a rare breed of Colonial Marine,the Dan Williams. This man was created for the sole purpose of being an as-doofus. He will,at any time,attempt to make puns about people's names,call the situation FUBAR right as he sees an alien,or demoralize the squads as a BO. Whatever he does,he always somehow manages to ruin someone's day. Although,at some points he can be sseen being calm,happy,or even nice. This rare event only takes place when the player is in a good mood,or gets bored of terrorizing everyone. This happy side is most seen when he makes puns about people,which is almost always followed by a scream of victory,which goes "YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH!". This being a reference to modern culture police shows. Ah yes,here we can see him terrorizing the Reno 'Weenie' Story,a fascinating specimen for another time. The Reno,being the stronger of the two,replies with pained responses,such as,"why have you made my life an eternal,unforgiving hell" Of course,he is the unluckiest. Ah yes,here we can see him being shot in the head by Death Squaddies,right after being cloned. Karma is a bit-female dog. This has been Hunting in the Woild. Remember,if you see one of these creatures in real life,call the proper authorities.

[Sadokist]

Dan i'm gonna kill you if you're in my squad again yelling "YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH"

[danmax67]

Dan i'm gonna kill you if you're in my squad again yelling "YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH"

Well,seeing as Dan's whole purpose in living is to bother people,i'm gonna have to yell "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" forever now.

[Renomaki]

Senpai noticed me..

And of all the senpais to notice me, it had to be YOU...

[danmax67]

Senpai noticed me..

And of all the senpais to notice me, it had to be YOU...

Another well known fact of the Dan Williams is,it has memory of almost ALL beings it interacts with. Strange.