The Complaining Thread

[DeadLantern]

You want to complain about things? Here it is! Complain about anything, hell, it doesn't even have to be CM related! Just complain about things!

[NoahKirchner]

I can't have my character a kawaii anime girl to ERP with.

[apophis775]

My complaint is that NoahKirchner is a horrible MP who just batons the shit out of everyone, even if they are getting murdered by someone else...

[NoahKirchner]

My complaint is that NoahKirchner is a horrible MP who just batons the shit out of everyone, even if they are getting murdered by someone else...

My complaint is that Apop slips people with infinite water bottles when he plays marine

[Warnipple]

Ban research nades. They're fucking OP goddamnit.

[zskninoh]

I hate how I always get robusted by ayylmaos 24/7, only a handful of outplays in my dossier. Remove ayylmaos completely!
Seriously though, 3 slash decap hunter pounce is OP as fuck, or am I just a salt factory?

[completelynewguy]

Reee resin cuffs and crusher tackle.

[DeadLantern]

My complaint is that Apop slips people with infinite water bottles when he plays marine

This. You caused a mutiny, Apop.

My complaint is that NoahKirchner is a horrible MP who just batons the shit out of everyone, even if they are getting murdered by someone else...

This. You have killed many people, Noah, and made many salty people even more salty.

[Edgelord]

My complaint is the one time in months I go Commander my only BO doesn't know how to do his job (didn't know how to switch channels on the command headset), engineering ejected the core, and Requisitions was basically ignoring me the whole time through at the expense of the ground team. It's funny because I did things exactly the same less than a week ago as XO (with no CO) and it was a flawless victory. But thank god For Rae Tsuki late-joining and becoming the BO of my dreams.

[slc97]

My rent is too damn high!

[Westhybrid]

My soup is too hot.

[slc97]

West's soup is too hot!

[MrJJJ]

Aliens memes

[Sadokist]

My complaint is that Apop slips people with infinite water bottles when he plays marine

I agree with him actually.....Noah you're massive cancer on the server i'm surprised you're not banned by now sorry

[NoahKirchner]

I agree with him actually.....Noah you're massive cancer on the server i'm surprised you're not banned by now :| sorry

I cri. Also, only ever had people tell me I'm cancer when I play mp. To my understanding I'm not cancer when I play marine or anything on the ground.

[Renomaki]

My complaint is when I'm commander and people keep fuckin bothering me about unimportant rubbish while I'm trying to lead my platoon. Seriously, can't you just bug the XO? I have a war to win/speech to write/I'm using the GODDAMN LOO.

[NoahKirchner]

This. You caused a mutiny, Apop.
This. You have killed many people, Noah, and made many salty people even more salty.

I don't know why everyone thinks that I kill people as an MP, but I don't, and I've never killed someone to my knowledge unless they killed me or fired upon me first... The worst that I do is mess around when I get bored and stunbaton people.

Edit: I've killed someone once without them firing on me first, but it was a case of mistaken identity.

[Renomaki]

I don't know why everyone thinks that I kill people as an MP, but I don't, and I've never killed someone to my knowledge unless they killed me or fired upon me first... The worst that I do is mess around when I get bored and stunbaton people.

If you stunbaton people while bored, isn't that neglect of duty?

Breaking the law as an MP could risk you getting jailed yourself, or even jobbanned.

Plus, admins have logs, so they could tell what you did in past rounds.

[NoahKirchner]

If you stunbaton people while bored, isn't that neglect of duty?

Breaking the law as an MP could risk you getting jailed yourself, or even jobbanned.

Plus, admins have logs, so they could tell what you did in past rounds.

I didn't stunbaton people while bored, I stunbatonned lawbreakers, what I was doing wrong with the stunbaton, was hitting them when I was arresting them, and that makes people salty for some reason. Besides that, worst I've done is slip people with soap and then pick them back up afterwards. Oh, and the wording with the stunbaton statement was bad, it should've been closer to "the worst I do is stun baton lawbreakers and mess around when I'm bored.

[DeadLantern]

If you stunbaton people while bored, isn't that neglect of duty?

Breaking the law as an MP could risk you getting jailed yourself, or even jobbanned.

Plus, admins have logs, so they could tell what you did in past rounds.

Please no salt.

[Daman453]

Something i'm mad about? Doesn't matter what team i'm on, i fucking suck, and everyone around me sucks. I'm sick and tired of me sucking. A lot.

[Boltersam]

My complaint is MPs can't aim for shit and tase EVERYONE but the person they're supposed to tase, and they don't react when someone goes up, stabs another person a few times, then runs off.

[Renomaki]

My complaint is MPs can't aim for shit and tase EVERYONE but the person they're supposed to tase, and they don't react when someone goes up, stabs another person a few times, then runs off.

Honestly, MPs resort to tasers WAY too easily, when they could easily just use the stun baton to deal with a problem.

Tasers are only for if you have a clear shot in an empty hallway. Otherwise, it is a good idea to AVOID using tasers in crowded rooms like briefing or the RO line. I think MPs who switch to the taser the moment they find a lawbreaker are just lazy and can't be arsed to try and chase someone down to a corner.

[NoahKirchner]

Honestly, MPs resort to tasers WAY too easily, when they could easily just use the stun baton to deal with a problem.

Tasers are only for if you have a clear shot in an empty hallway. Otherwise, it is a good idea to AVOID using tasers in crowded rooms like briefing or the RO line. I think MPs who switch to the taser the moment they find a lawbreaker are just lazy and can't be arsed to try and chase someone down to a corner.

Using stunbatons makes people salty apparently.

[Sadokist]

Honestly, MPs resort to tasers WAY too easily, when they could easily just use the stun baton to deal with a problem.

Tasers are only for if you have a clear shot in an empty hallway. Otherwise, it is a good idea to AVOID using tasers in crowded rooms like briefing or the RO line. I think MPs who switch to the taser the moment they find a lawbreaker are just lazy and can't be arsed to try and chase someone down to a corner.

Thing is it's too easy for the criminal to disarm you and take your baton. even with me and i have more person click skills than just about anybody with all meh huggin n such