Vodka/Alcohol should provide healing quality to bears

[Warnipple]

Summary (a quick, 2-3 sentence summary):
The fondness bears have for alcohol should be augmented so that it heals them or at least gives them buffs.

Benefits (How this will benefit the server and game as a whole):
My RP and immersion.

Details (Description of how you think this would work, the benefits, etc):
Similar to how a mime would drink a bottle of nothing and heal, if Iron Bears drink vodka/alcohol they should heal or at the very least get a pain ignore buff similar to tramadol.

[coolsurf6]

Fun>Lore

10/10

[Karmac]

remember kiddos, vodka makes your limbs grow back. +1

[YungCuz]

Cheeki Breeki +1

[coroneljones]

True soviet fuel
+1

[Disco Dalek]

+1
Will always support this

[completelynewguy]

+1, but can this be abused to heal open wounds?

[saronsen]

Votka make you stronk.

Votka make flashcan no longer knock off feet. Still make drunk eyes hurt.

[Boltersam]

Vodka gives Bears Adminium, gives everyone else dead livers.

Let's do it! +1.

[Shyguychizzy]

Gonna slap a +1, I mean I recall as iron bear literally took one sip and was deeply wasted which resulted in my death, I do hope it can heal and not give a automatic wonky feel. Perhaps a tolerance to vodka specifically for Iron bears. Anyhow, I do want to see dis.

[KingKire]

+1. Iron Bears should either A: recive a special healing buff while drunk, or B: drink a special type of vodka that gives healing properties.
A = Iron bears get super tricord effects, that gets stronger the more they drink. A super wasted iron bear will be spraying bullets everywhere, but insane to try and take down, with maybe some inprovaline or Dexalin effects coursing through his system. Silly, but would be fun.
B = The iron bear vodka is a special russian cocktail, that gives all the above listed effects. If marines manage to kill the iron bears, that vodka would be a decent reward for survival.

Imo, the vodka shouldnt make limbs grow back or make open wounds/internal wounds/broken bones heal. The vodka just keeps the bears alive through even the toughest of wounds, but once the vodka runs out, they are most likely gonna die from all that damage.

[Karmac]

Imo, the vodka shouldnt make limbs grow back or make open wounds/internal wounds/broken bones heal. The vodka just keeps the bears alive through even the toughest of wounds, but once the vodka runs out, they are most likely gonna die from all that damage.

B-but KingKire senpai, I thought vodka did that already? I mean, that's what the soviet overlords told us...

[ClumsyAlcoholic]

+1 Alcohol has as much nutritional value as sugar

[Snypehunter007]

This seems ridiculous.

Asking this to be locked.

[Karmac]

This seems ridiculous.

fun police detected

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[Snypehunter007]

Asking this to be locked.

[SchofieldMK2]

+1 Now the vodka is my hero

[forwardslashN]

A little too out there to be actually implemented. We've been moving close to a more sane, interesting atmosphere, and this is probably pushing it. Denied.