Desolane900 mod app try 2

[Desolane900]

Byond ID: Desolane900

Colonial Marines Character: Saul Freytia

Age: 19

Gender: Male

Timezone: Eastern Standard Time

On average, how many hours are you available per week to moderate? At the moment a solid fuck ton.

Do you have any previous experience in being staff (not just SS13)? Moderated a few twitch streams.

Did you play any of the previous Colonial Marine servers? Just this.

What other servers do you play on? None to mention anymore.

What are the 3 biggest servers you play on besides CM? None. CM is all I have BYOND for.

Have you had an application to Colonial Marines before? Yuuuuup

Are you currently a staff member elsewhere (not just SS13)? If so, where? Just two twitch streams and a discord server attached to one of them that I never go on.

Have you ever been banned for more than 24 hours on Colonial Marines? Yup.

Have you ever been banned for more than 24 hours on ANY server? If so, where and When (roughly)? Nope. Just this one.

Are you familiar with the chat program Slack (its use is required)? Nurp.

Common Staff Situations:
Write a description of what you would do in each situation (BELOW) the situation. If you start it on the same line, I'll assume you can't follow directions and auto-decline your application.



1. A player is firing his weapon in the briefing area near the start of the round.

See if he hit anyone and if he didn't ignore it. If he did, sleep his ass and have a little chat with the prick.

2. The Sulaco has a breach to space.

Plug that bitch.

3. The marines want the nuke codes because they claim they are losing too many marines. There are currently 4 aliens and 20 marines in your /who.

Do a MOTHER bioscan to show the marines they are pussies and outnumber the xenus.

4. A Sulaco researcher has made several napalm grenades and hands them out to marines. One of the marines throws the grenade into Logistics. There are no admins or other moderators online.

There is no napalm or logistics. I'd still figure out how the fuck he got a napalm grenade and where the fuck Logistics is though.

5. A played is starting to talk about the things he did with your mom last night over Ahelp.

I'd shit on that nerd's chest like a fucking badass.

6. You notice a marine with a name that doesn't fit our naming rules.

Compliment his name if it's fuckin cool but tell him to read the fuckin rules.

6a. The marine is arguing that: They've used the name for several years, noone has told them to change it before, and that they didn't know it was a rule.

I'd say change it but if they don't listen then shit gets real.

7. You see a Sulaco Doctor with an M41A rifle strapped to his back running around the briefing area. There are wounded in medbay, and the other doctor is in surgery.

Ask this bro what the fuck he's doing. If he thinks doctors can just not do their job he either gets a fucking job ban or does his fuckin job with the wiki in his hand like a fuckin bible.

8. You see a Squad Medic performing surgery on the planet. He claims it was because there were no doctors in the FOB.

Docs don't go in the fob you fuckin fuck. Send that fuckin fucker fuck up to the Sulaco to get surgery from the real doctors. Medics just have a fake degree.

9. The round is stagnating. There are 30 marines and 4 aliens. The marines won't leave the Sulaco, and the aliens won't attack. What would you do, to "encourage" the sides to engage each other?

Tell them there will be more money if the marines do their fuckin jobs. Or go full Imperial Guard and threaten to nerve gas their asses is shit doesn't fuckin move.

10. The round ends, and a marine starts unloading his weapons on other marines.

Ban that stupid fuck for EROG. It's in thew fuckin rules bro.

11. A marine who has recently awoken is using soap to slip other marines.

Laugh my ass off at it.

12. A marine has killed another marine. When you ask him why, he said it was because the other marine had punched him.


KILL HIM HARDER BOI! DON;T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER! KILL HIS STUPID SHITTER ASS FOR BEING A STUPID SHITTER! YEAH! but probably explain that that's improper escalation while egging him on to kill the killed marine even harder.

Any additional information you'd like to add? I'm Saul Freytia and I approve of this pancake.

[DMAN]

This app was fucking astounding. 11/10 Would want as admin.

[GarlicBread]

Was going to say that there has been less shitposting but this is a 10/10 shitpost

[Karmac]

Head-mod when?

[Infant Punter]

Congrats.

Still not funny.

[slc97]

No matter how hard you try, you just ain't funny, Des.

[Desolane900]

No matter how hard you try, you just ain't funny, Des.

Congrats.

Still not funny.

I'm being 110% cereal bros.

[DMAN]

Deso will be the competent and hilarious mod. +1 I dare a trial, hell, so much fresh blood. Alas, can't have a regular and one of our favorite people trial for mod or even become staff? Shame, shame.

[TeknoKot]

who cucked the app?

[Infant Punter]

Deso will be the competent and hilarious mod. +1 I dare a trial, hell, so much fresh blood. Alas, can't have a regular and one of our favorite people trial for mod or even become staff? Shame, shame.

For my two cents?

Regardless of how bad a meme his shitposting is in the first place, we generally don't let someone who has a notes section longer than Carson's FF count become staff, let alone who's scraped by permabans.

[Karmac]

I'm going to hazard a guess that this was denied. Instructions unclear, keyboard stuck in fridge.

[TR-BlackDragon]

This is denied.