>shitcurity round
>maximum shitcurity engaged
>toss flashbang onto bridge and book it out
>Set Typhon was XO on bridge
>round ends
>ckey person bitches about my shitdickery until next round
>tell him to report me instead of cry
>he refuses and instead rolls for MP while I'm a standard
>myfukkensides.larva
>getting my gear
>typhon comes up and punches me in the leg
>wield my unloaded shotgun and he boogies like Men Without Hats
>minutes pass
>Set finds me in briefing
>wearing my douchey shades pre MP update
>he flashes me and fails
>tries removing my sunglasses
>assault the everloving fuck out of him
>he draws taser and chases me into canteen
>fresh BO spawned and drew pistol, aiming at me
>ayyylmao.aylmao
>move one tile
>BO fires lethal round
>it's on like Donkey Kong
>whip out my M41A and drop the BO
>MP goes for fallen SMG on table
>drop him too
>a medic and standard start firing at me
>return fire and drop the standard into crit
>medic breaks my bones
>get shoved in cryo after quick surgery, where I managed to remove my cuffs
>LOOC chatter is from the other two pods
>MP and BO are logging off "fuck this shit"
>losingmyshit.colonist
>decide to have a cigarette break while in cryo
>come back to Murry, the XO, dragging me to the brig
>stand up and escape his grasp
>fucker tries pepperspraying me
>decide I'll leave this one live as to not screw over all the marines everywhere
>escape and regear
>figured I'd stick around instead of going planetside to a losing battle
>mfw it ended with Murry getting piss drunk on the bridge yelling about his grillfriend over comms as the only command crew we had
>mfw MOTHER is yelling for MPs to rescue our drunken XO
>mfw there are no more MPs
>10/10 would outrobust salty metagrudger again
