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NoahKirchner
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Scrat505
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Re: This is a Shitpost
+1
dank shitpost
dank shitpost
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spartanbobby
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Re: This is a Shitpost
+1
Great idea would love to see it ingame
Great idea would love to see it ingame
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John 'Spartan' Murry
Hulij thar'n
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TopHatPenguin
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Re: This is a Shitpost
-1 don't know who you are.
Shit cm memes:
That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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That guy called Wooki.
Resident Santa.
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Re: This is a Shitpost
=1 i love shitposting
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Jroinc1
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Re: This is a Shitpost
+DAMMIT NOAH
Mentor-
3 Nov 16-15 Jan 17
Atmos bombs built- 16
Hull breaches repaired- 6
Charged SMs manually dragged to space- 2
Backup tcomms systems set- 4
SM de-lamination weapons detonated- 0
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp- 5
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp ACCIDENTALLY- 2
Engine SMs de-laminated on my watch- 0
Upper deck engines made-1
Lower deck engines made-1
Total kills with SM- 6
Most surgeries done at once- 3
Most anesthetic tanks used in a round- 3
Most surgeries done using only personal supplies- 37
Most perdiox made w/in 5 min of roundstart- 540u
3 Nov 16-15 Jan 17
Atmos bombs built- 16
Hull breaches repaired- 6
Charged SMs manually dragged to space- 2
Backup tcomms systems set- 4
SM de-lamination weapons detonated- 0
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp- 5
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp ACCIDENTALLY- 2
Engine SMs de-laminated on my watch- 0
Upper deck engines made-1
Lower deck engines made-1
Total kills with SM- 6
Most surgeries done at once- 3
Most anesthetic tanks used in a round- 3
Most surgeries done using only personal supplies- 37
Most perdiox made w/in 5 min of roundstart- 540u
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NoahKirchner
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Re: This is a Shitpost
Jeeze dude this is an ancient shitpost.Jroinc1 wrote:+DAMMIT NOAH
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Sad_Corn
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Generic shitpost, but i like your RP in game, so i'll just set neutral for now
Generic shitpost, but i like your RP in game, so i'll just set neutral for now
On May 17, 2016, a group of farmers dug up the diary of an ear of corn named Watson. Here are his entries.
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
Day 76:
They took Lawrence, dear god Lawrence... They ripped him off the stalk and smeared him in butter, just like Tyler and Jodie. They shipped him off to the popcorn factory...
I wonder what his wife will say.
Day 120: My brother says the VEGANS are protesting for more anti-meat bullshit. They want more of us to die. FUCKING HEATHENS.
Day 153: The ants are eating me from the inside out. They are popping out my kernels and taking them back to the nest. I feel them moving inside me. Julia says the pesticides will end our misery.
Day 300: Sweet Release. I can hear the planes flying over now. They are dropping the gas, it feels so good, sweet release-
Luiz"Mises"Buarque
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NoahKirchner
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Now that's what I call music 69.Sad_Corn wrote:-1
Generic shitpost, but i like your RP in game, so i'll just set neutral for now
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Casany
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Re: This is a Shitpost
+1, can't wait to see you ingame you memester!
"He killed me with a SADAR and it was bullshit. We should ban him for ERP because of how VIOLENTLY HE FUCKED ME" - Biolock, Saturday 15 October 2016
"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP
"Sometimes you need to stop and enjoy the little things in life, for one day you'll look back and realize they were big things"
"To quote Suits A cop follows a car long enough, he's gonna find a busted tail light. And even if he doesn't, he's gonna bust it himself." - Awan on being an MP
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Dapper Stache
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+1, Great concept, great plan for excecution, Not much else to say, it's fantastic
I play Aria Vivici. I think people like me. I'm not sure why.
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Jroinc1
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Re: This is a Shitpost
I mean, yeah, but DAMMIT NOAH's my default response now. It's been engrained into the fabric of my very being.NoahKirchner wrote:Jeeze dude this is an ancient shitpost.
Mentor-
3 Nov 16-15 Jan 17
Atmos bombs built- 16
Hull breaches repaired- 6
Charged SMs manually dragged to space- 2
Backup tcomms systems set- 4
SM de-lamination weapons detonated- 0
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp- 5
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp ACCIDENTALLY- 2
Engine SMs de-laminated on my watch- 0
Upper deck engines made-1
Lower deck engines made-1
Total kills with SM- 6
Most surgeries done at once- 3
Most anesthetic tanks used in a round- 3
Most surgeries done using only personal supplies- 37
Most perdiox made w/in 5 min of roundstart- 540u
3 Nov 16-15 Jan 17
Atmos bombs built- 16
Hull breaches repaired- 6
Charged SMs manually dragged to space- 2
Backup tcomms systems set- 4
SM de-lamination weapons detonated- 0
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp- 5
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp ACCIDENTALLY- 2
Engine SMs de-laminated on my watch- 0
Upper deck engines made-1
Lower deck engines made-1
Total kills with SM- 6
Most surgeries done at once- 3
Most anesthetic tanks used in a round- 3
Most surgeries done using only personal supplies- 37
Most perdiox made w/in 5 min of roundstart- 540u
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NoahKirchner
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Re: This is a Shitpost
Fair nuffJroinc1 wrote:I mean, yeah, but DAMMIT NOAH's my default response now. It's been engrained into the fabric of my very being.
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Jroinc1
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Re: This is a Shitpost
DAMMIT NOAHNoahKirchner wrote:Fair nuff
Mentor-
3 Nov 16-15 Jan 17
Atmos bombs built- 16
Hull breaches repaired- 6
Charged SMs manually dragged to space- 2
Backup tcomms systems set- 4
SM de-lamination weapons detonated- 0
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp- 5
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp ACCIDENTALLY- 2
Engine SMs de-laminated on my watch- 0
Upper deck engines made-1
Lower deck engines made-1
Total kills with SM- 6
Most surgeries done at once- 3
Most anesthetic tanks used in a round- 3
Most surgeries done using only personal supplies- 37
Most perdiox made w/in 5 min of roundstart- 540u
3 Nov 16-15 Jan 17
Atmos bombs built- 16
Hull breaches repaired- 6
Charged SMs manually dragged to space- 2
Backup tcomms systems set- 4
SM de-lamination weapons detonated- 0
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp- 5
Times I've burned half the ship to a crisp ACCIDENTALLY- 2
Engine SMs de-laminated on my watch- 0
Upper deck engines made-1
Lower deck engines made-1
Total kills with SM- 6
Most surgeries done at once- 3
Most anesthetic tanks used in a round- 3
Most surgeries done using only personal supplies- 37
Most perdiox made w/in 5 min of roundstart- 540u
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Sailor Dave
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Re: This is a Shitpost
-1 absolute madman
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LarryOrtega
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Ok, since i´m not very know among the forums and i have a lot of experience in roleplaying games, i will give my opinion about the Pred applications (If staff team don´t mind)
1. Well, we will first start with ¨The meat¨: You could have put your history a Little more efford. It´s not bad, but it´s not very good. Neutral with this
2. I like how you will play as predator;
In terms IC: Obiously any Xenomorph it´s more strong than any Standart human, so it´s a more worthy pray, and i would like you hunting a ravager or crusher.
In terms OOC: The Xenomorph almost always wins every round due to overpopulation, so it´s good a more xeno focused pred that indirectly ¨Help¨ marines (That doesnot mean you will always hunt xeno, but everyone get´s the point)
3. You accept the wrong and the bad things about your app, i like that. I hope you can mantain that attitude if you get whitelisted or not. You seems like a mature person and that´s good too. (Dont get mad with poder if you get whitelisted hehe).
4. Your activity in the forums it´s a bad thing, and i dont have moral to say it to you since i have only write like 5 post on this forum. But i have seen you in CM and you´re a good player. The staff team usually want a lot of activity on the forums, that way they can know you and known if you are a salty person or not (Or worst, a baldie), i suggest you to go o Discord/djplug channels and talk there, get yourself more known. You can also play as SL or as medteam (Usually marines dont get a lot of doctors)
Now the time of the true...
You have a lot of potential as a pred, your major issue it´s your activity, but that can be fixed very easy and I dont see it as a reason to turn your aplication down.
+1 from me
1. Well, we will first start with ¨The meat¨: You could have put your history a Little more efford. It´s not bad, but it´s not very good. Neutral with this
2. I like how you will play as predator;
In terms IC: Obiously any Xenomorph it´s more strong than any Standart human, so it´s a more worthy pray, and i would like you hunting a ravager or crusher.
In terms OOC: The Xenomorph almost always wins every round due to overpopulation, so it´s good a more xeno focused pred that indirectly ¨Help¨ marines (That doesnot mean you will always hunt xeno, but everyone get´s the point)
3. You accept the wrong and the bad things about your app, i like that. I hope you can mantain that attitude if you get whitelisted or not. You seems like a mature person and that´s good too. (Dont get mad with poder if you get whitelisted hehe).
4. Your activity in the forums it´s a bad thing, and i dont have moral to say it to you since i have only write like 5 post on this forum. But i have seen you in CM and you´re a good player. The staff team usually want a lot of activity on the forums, that way they can know you and known if you are a salty person or not (Or worst, a baldie), i suggest you to go o Discord/djplug channels and talk there, get yourself more known. You can also play as SL or as medteam (Usually marines dont get a lot of doctors)
Now the time of the true...
You have a lot of potential as a pred, your major issue it´s your activity, but that can be fixed very easy and I dont see it as a reason to turn your aplication down.
+1 from me
"In 100 years more we will be a story.In 200 years an epic period.In 500 years a medieval tale.
In 1,000 years a relic. In 5,000 years archaeological remains. In 10,000 years an ancient mystery.
In 20,000 years a legend like Atlantis. We are nothing. Life is so short and death so long. "
I´m the SL/Doc Elliot Riggle
In 1,000 years a relic. In 5,000 years archaeological remains. In 10,000 years an ancient mystery.
In 20,000 years a legend like Atlantis. We are nothing. Life is so short and death so long. "
I´m the SL/Doc Elliot Riggle
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Biolock
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Re: This is a Shitpost
You don't need to tell us it's a shitpost for us to know it's a shitpost. Especially not with "Noah Kirchner" for a name.
I'm stressing way too hard about what to put here, so I'm just gonna leave it blank.... or....
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Tranquill
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Re: This is a Shitpost
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Hurt my feelings, no forum activity, look at approved apps and reapply.
Hurt my feelings, no forum activity, look at approved apps and reapply.
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