You know you're on CM too much when...

[Monoo]

- You want to use LOOC in real life to ask people what the hell they're doing.

- You try to switch intents and hands in an FPS.

- You expect stealthed hunters in every dark corner.

- You feel like you kind of maybe want to do something sort of military-related, but not too much. That'd take effort.

- You want to capture living creatures and use your underlings to forcefully impregnate them through the mouth.

- You've developed a passion for sci fi movie SFX because of the pulse rifle and similar sounds.

- You type in squad frequencies when you're trying to communicate in other team-based games (beginning sentences with :b or :q)

- You yell at your mother frequently, demanding that she plant more sticky nests on the ground... or else. Usually when you're out in public together.

- You're immediately twice as suspicious of anyone that works as a sales rep.

- You carry a knife in your boot, just in case.

- You start a riot when your boss doesn't spend extra money on you and your colleagues.

- You loathe any and all bald people.

[DeadLantern]

- You want to use LOOC in real life to ask people what the hell they're doing.

- You try to switch intents and hands in an FPS.

- You expect stealthed hunters in every dark corner.

- You feel like you kind of maybe want to do something sort of military-related, but not too much. That'd take effort.

- You want to capture living creatures and use your underlings to forcefully impregnate them through the mouth.

- You've developed a passion for sci fi movie SFX because of the pulse rifle and similar sounds.

- You type in squad frequencies when you're trying to communicate in other team-based games (beginning sentences with :b or :q)

- You yell at your mother frequently, demanding that she plant more sticky nests on the ground... or else. Usually when you're out in public together.

- You're immediately twice as suspicious of anyone that works as a sales rep.

- You carry a knife in your boot, just in case.

- You start a riot when your boss doesn't spend extra money on you and your colleagues.

- You loathe any and all bald people.

Also:
I will say "Say" when trying to say something.
I will forever perk my ears up when someone says robust.
Anyone named Bill or Carson is instantly laughable.
Anyone who is bald will be pointed out.
You will hug people a lot.
And many more.

[Helgraf]

When you have dreams about it.

[Monoo]

- You develop an addiction to protein powder in the morning with your coffee.

- You frequently yell at coworkers for being incompetent, to their faces.

[NoahKirchner]

When you start writing USMC as USCM or begin to think of phoron as a real element.

[YungCuz]

When you start to think of HotPockets as Donk-Pockets.

[LiquidRecluse]

When you start making your CM character your character in other games and somehow find NPCs that are similar to your marine pals.

[Jroinc1]

say When you start all typed sentences with say
say When you learned touchtyping from ss13 and the need to talk as fast as possible.
say When you play MT ingame and work with a REAL cooling system at my job.

[MrJJJ]

When you keep using Z on weapons that don't need Z and sometimes unload your weapon

[YungCuz]

When you type Msay in a normal chat that doesn't have Msay.

[Xurphorus]

when you try to build an FoB on another Server.

when you have CM PTSD while watching the Aliens movie.

[Egorkor]

when you start to speak in all caps the moment the slightest conflict arises and don't stop allcapsing till you die or it's ogre because CM taught you that

[Renomaki]

For me, I know when I been on too much when:

1: When you are preplanning what jobs you want in CM for the day while at work.

2: When you constantly fantasize about being a robust 2Dspessmarine and loved by all, ignoring the sad reality that you are, in fact, never going to be robust or truly popular among your peers.

3: When you start suffering from "one more turn" syndrome to the point that the game becomes your crack cocaine and you end up skipping meals and losing sleep over it.

4: when your personal alone time involves looking at Rule 34 of Xenomorphs.

[Martzin]

-accidently calling peers by the names of marines you've met on the server

-abbreviating people's jobs or names and referring to them as CO, XO, BO, RO, or other 2-letter acronyms ending with 'O'

-getting giddy at the sight of your character's first/last name anywhere outside of the forums

-referring to anything not involving CM as 'OOC'

[Dunril]

>You're buying a red dot and waiting in a long line, so you start to punch the person ahead of you in line.

[Karmac]

>You're too used to disciplining marines and whenever someone annoys you, you put on a serious face and say "That's a paddlin' sonny".

[Biolock]

- You call your real life Squad Leader a power-gamer when he goes to give you an IV.

[Mook476]

Lmaoo This is true

[EastGermanStasi]

haha funny

[NoahKirchner]

You start having your jimmies rustled in other games when people speak about OOC events or aren't in character.

[Jroinc1]

-abbreviating people's jobs or names and referring to them as CO, XO, BO, RO, or other 2-letter acronyms ending with 'O'

It's really hard for me to keep from calling our base MAs MP's.
THEY SERVE THE SAME PURPOSE!

[Heckenshutze]

> You become a true master in avoiding friendly fire, even if it doesn't exist in that game.

[SagaSword]

When i begin shitting out massive salt grains from being facehugged and not rescued.

[Jroinc1]

> You become a true master in avoiding friendly fire, even if it doesn't exist in that game.

You cringe whenever you see a "Spy check".

[LarryOrtega]

>When you say Ayy every morning when you wake up
>When you start to go on pajama to everywhere
>When you call your food ¨Supplies¨