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Shave yo' head.

Post by DeadLantern » 23 Nov 2016, 20:04

Marines aren't allowed to have long hair.

Everyone, shave their heads to be short.

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Post by Helgraf » 23 Nov 2016, 20:05

Hey, I have short hair.
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Post by Martzin » 23 Nov 2016, 20:05

no fuck off
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Post by YungCuz » 23 Nov 2016, 20:58

My hair isn't even that long.
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Post by Renomaki » 23 Nov 2016, 21:22

Piff... I'm already bald.
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Post by LordeKilly » 23 Nov 2016, 21:53

buzzcut, crewcut, cut hair and bald are the only regulation haircuts. any other haircuts i will personally join as an mp and brig your ass and forcibly shave your dome while screaming about the corps' regulations.
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Post by Monoo » 23 Nov 2016, 22:26

LordeKilly wrote:buzzcut, crewcut, cut hair and bald are the only regulation haircuts. any other haircuts i will personally join as an mp and brig your ass and forcibly shave your dome while screaming about the corps' regulations.
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Post by McRipfist » 23 Nov 2016, 22:32

I prefer the CIA or Mulder haircuts over the buzzcut or crewcut but yeah, all the fancy hair dye and long hair ought to be removed. Long live muh immersion.
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Post by Karmac » 23 Nov 2016, 23:04

I have short hair, Crewcut 4 life ;~;
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Post by ChickenShizNit8 » 24 Nov 2016, 00:37

Hell, Bigby doesn't even have that long of hair, just jelled-back, dark red hair. Though, it's still an eyesore.

Deal with it, if I want hair the EXACT FECKING SHADE of red as the brig floor I will do so!
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Post by Karmac » 24 Nov 2016, 00:58

Harry is fewlish and bald
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Post by coroneljones » 24 Nov 2016, 05:07

The jensen combo is short, totes
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Post by Biolock » 24 Nov 2016, 05:46

CIA cut 4 lyfe
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Post by Jay Burns » 24 Nov 2016, 08:23

Ginger joker cut is best
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Post by Derpislav » 24 Nov 2016, 08:47

>Colonial Marines
>Regulations
>Colonial Marines
>Any remote similarities to real life marines
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Post by Heckenshutze » 24 Nov 2016, 10:47

New Marine Update: Long hair reduces accuracy and weapon dextery
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Post by LiquidRecluse » 24 Nov 2016, 18:05

.....I have long hair but it isn't dyed or snowflakey! It's in a ponytail, anyways.
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Post by Jakers457 » 25 Nov 2016, 06:12

They should probably add more styles that don't look like refried asshole
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Post by Derpislav » 25 Nov 2016, 10:54

Jakers457 wrote:They should probably add more styles that don't look like refried asshole
This, hundred times this. The hairstyles are not just hideous, they're a crime against good taste and any remnants of aesthetic sense.
The only reason my character has an "illegal" hairstyle is because ponytails look like someone poured silicone-based Liquid Hair(tm) on top of their head and waited for it to solidify.
I'd gladly sport a regulation haircuit if it didn't look like a pile of shit.
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Post by Monoo » 25 Nov 2016, 11:54

Derpislav wrote:This, hundred times this. The hairstyles are not just hideous, they're a crime against good taste and any remnants of aesthetic sense.
The only reason my character has an "illegal" hairstyle is because ponytails look like someone poured silicone-based Liquid Hair(tm) on top of their head and waited for it to solidify.
I'd gladly sport a regulation haircuit if it didn't look like a pile of shit.
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Cut hair

Buzzcut

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Post by Simo94 » 27 Nov 2016, 09:50

pls someone tell me the name of the haircut when we get cloned or is it even on the list?
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Post by TheSpoonyCroy » 27 Nov 2016, 10:06

Simo94 wrote:-snip-
Bedhead is what you are looking for I believe
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Post by Fickmacher » 27 Nov 2016, 15:03

Baldies go away.
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Post by InterroLouis » 28 Nov 2016, 20:17

Fickmacher wrote:Baldies go away.
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