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the concept of admins bombing a fort that all of dchat is watching and is usually getting a kick out of but not being willing to bomb a delaying xeno who runs from marines astounds me
I'm just good bro, why bomb me when I'm actively stuntin' on marines yee yee
delaying should results in permajob ban.... frick delays amirite guys?
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If autism forts are not allowed then why is it allowed for xenos to delay for an hour plus by simply running around non-stop? Pretty one sided favouritism there.
Oh my god bitching about delays from both sides is so petty its fucking pathetic. Its a game. Its 20 minutes. Who gives a fuck about either side delaying here or there, get over yourselves.
The admins will do what they feel is best. Some will abomb some will ignore your cries for help. Sometimes a dude in a 1x1 hallway with 10 cades will get abombed. Thats cool. Sometimes a single xeno on the run for 10 minutes will get bombed. Thats cool. If they dont whoooooo carreeeess. If you wanted to play the round you shouldnt have died. If you just want to play the next round then wait for the next one like a good little boy and stop crying. Embrace the suck and get over yourselves.
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Waaaah i died hurry up im bored waaaah
We should add in a jeep that can outrun Xenos to stop delay.
I think part of the issue is that, compared to a lot of other servers, there's not much to do once you die. Outside larva, ERTs, and admin antics, there isn't a way to get back into the round once you die (compared to servers where you can get the chance to be randomly selected for a side antag role at some point in the round or be made into a borg/some other thing) and there's nothing to do other than sit, watch the round, and wait for it to end. I know some servers have a little laser tag thing you can play when you die to keep you entertained if the round's boring you and you don't want to miss the start of the next round, for instance.
Watching fights and intense struggles for survival is fun. Even some Autism forts that get abombed give entertainment to the people watching as they cheer on either the Marine(s) holding out on Almayer or the benos trying to get in, trying to see who comes out on top. 2-3+ hour rounds where there's near-constant fighting are fun to watch too because there's always something happening. Xenos delaying for 30+ minutes by actively avoiding every single fight isn't fun to watch: there's no conflict, no struggle, just frustration for the Marines and boredom for the ghosts watching. The only fun that comes from Xenos delaying for deadchat is the possibility that something entertaining happens on Almayer.
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